mystery piss

When you go to the bathroom with the lights turned of and just hope you're pissing in the toilet

Dude i just want to the bathroom and mystery pissed all over the bathroom

by Tractor Tom April 21, 2018

Piss Laverty

A total hack/jerk off.

A real fuck head who can’t act for shit.

Hey Piss Laverty

What the fuck?

by DiamondFireSucks June 20, 2022

Piss

SHit fuck

I had piss with her last night

by Fuckwit_445 December 15, 2022

Norwegian Piss Missile

When you hold your pee for as long as possible then proceed to peel your significant others lip back, place your penis on their gums, and piss all over them.

Tony gave a mean Norwegian Piss Missile on Tuesday.

by freddiepibbs May 31, 2025

Piss

a great drink :)

Person 1: Have you ever had this yellow liquid?
Person 2: No person 1 what is this drink?
Person 1: It’s piss Jerry. Also stop calling me person 1.
Jerry: *drinks piss* MMMMMM
So remember kids is a man offers you piss always say yes (unless it’s green)

by Julsuple May 3, 2022

Decoy pissing

Walking up to a urinal in a high school bathroom and acting like you’re pissing so you don’t get caught hitting your pen/nic

“Haha he’s decoy pissing so the dean doesn’t catch him rippin his nic”

by BigPat710 December 9, 2021

tits and ass and also piss and milkshakes

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suss

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by shit post May 30, 2022