Piss Baby

A piss baby is a living thing who cries, and whines over stupid shit.
You could make a simple, harmless joke and they'll be there offended as fuck.

Jeremy: "Do I need to buy some diapers for the lil baby?🥺"
Jose: "THIS IS BULLYING, HARRASSMENT, HATE CRIME I AM GETTING MY LAWYER INVOLVED."
Jeremy: "Goddamn, it was a joke. Chill, piss baby."

by jjshitt July 27, 2021

Like a pissed-on pasty

A descriptive phrase, usually used for body odour

Keee-ripes man! Who is that reeking like a pissed-on pasty in here?!

by Yimothy August 5, 2023

piss mittens

Genitals. Whatever your genitals may be.

Hey baby, nice ruts. Let's smoosh piss mittens

by Lads4 February 22, 2020

My cup of piss

The opposite of the phrase "Not my cup of tea" aka: Something you enjoy despite it being objectively pretty awful.

"I don't know why you even like that show, it's awful!!!"
"I know it's bad, but it's my cup of piss."

by Crackhead Professor January 23, 2022

the laser piss beam of death

A term that can be related with Alfred Coleman/paperboxhouse’s role as dr robotnik in snapcube’s sonic adventure 2 fan dub during eggman’s twitter announcement. This term can be used to flex the shit on someone you are about to verbally in real life or physically in a video game destroy.

Face the laser piss beam of death you moron

by JackerEgg July 4, 2024

Piss locks

When you have a huge bush and pee and dont wipe and then walk around with a pissy bush.

Leah went to the bathroom and she couldnt afford toilet paper and now has piss locks .

by *matt man* January 8, 2017

Piss

Synonym of shit, it’s less vulgar and can be used around your parents ;)

-Oh piss, My man looking cozy as fuck in those new Ralphs.

by A Pretty Motherfucker June 24, 2019