by clairelol December 24, 2022
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Josh "Ahh you did the double nut dunk."
Josh "Ahh you did the double nut dunk."
by TarqKnight May 8, 2019
Get the Double nut dunk mug.When two individuals need to defecate so bad, they use the toilet at the same time. One sits on and a little forward of the first person's lap, and they both relieve themselves.
Crikey, Bruce, I've got to shit so bad we're gonna have to double stack on a bun!
So there I was, minding my own business, when Jane busts into my stall screaming, sits down in my lap, and starts shitting right through my legs. I never thought I'd have a double stack on a bun!
So there I was, minding my own business, when Jane busts into my stall screaming, sits down in my lap, and starts shitting right through my legs. I never thought I'd have a double stack on a bun!
by lexicon_T August 12, 2011
Get the double stack on a bun mug.An achievement among tweakers. A person so shot out on meth... they make their own drugs and never come down.
by Supa Freek October 7, 2021
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Get the Double jump nut mug.A DPH may occur when 2 strippers, escorts, lady's of the night, hookers sit atop one man's head back to back.
My friend was having a great time at his bachelor party wearing one stripper like a hat, when all of a sudden a second stripper jumped atop his head. The rarely seen double pussy helmet was complete! Chants of DPH, DPH, DPH were shouted loud & proud for all to hear!!!!
by ExcaliburDPH August 25, 2017
Get the Double pussy helmet mug.When a car crash causes a consecutive car crash and either one, two, or all three of the cars flee the scene.
Daniel: Hey, did you hear that Aaron got into a double hit and run yesterday?
Craig: No! What happened?
Daniel: So Aaron was driving through an intersection, and a huge Ford F-250 ran a red light and smashed right into his car. That caused a Toyota sedan behind him to rear-end him. Both cars drove away, leaving poor Aaron's car destroyed. He had to pay for it all himself!
Craig: That's awful!
Craig: No! What happened?
Daniel: So Aaron was driving through an intersection, and a huge Ford F-250 ran a red light and smashed right into his car. That caused a Toyota sedan behind him to rear-end him. Both cars drove away, leaving poor Aaron's car destroyed. He had to pay for it all himself!
Craig: That's awful!
by Suboptimal_Crumb May 7, 2020
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