Captain J. Skinnybones is a very short, skinny, and epileptic captain who will have an immediate seizure if you shine a blare light in his eyes. His real name is Joshua and he rages over video games, discord, and is horrible at just about everything he does. What is he a captain of? I don't know. Don't ask me, ask him. Also, did I mention he's REALLY short and skinny?
Captain J. Skinnybones just beat me in Big Scary forty-seven times over. I will now shine a blare light in his eyes as punishment.
by Bartholomew The Eraser March 20, 2024
Get the Captain J. Skinnybonesmug. The art of stacking Peanut butter and Jelly inside a sandwich. But always get the ingredients SEPARATE!
by JustSahana May 20, 2021
Get the PB & Jmug. J-Fake: Something that is complete fabrication. To Never J-Fake is to keep it real at all time, with all things.
A lie. (J-Fake)
Not true or real. (J-Fake)
Cap. (J-Fake)
Kizzy. (J-Fake)
A lie. (J-Fake)
Not true or real. (J-Fake)
Cap. (J-Fake)
Kizzy. (J-Fake)
Never J-Fake with me and I'll Never J-Fake with you.
Stay true to yourself and Never J-Fake.
Stop all that J-faking.
Why do I feel like you're J-Faking with me, I don't believe anything you said.
Stay true to yourself and Never J-Fake.
Stop all that J-faking.
Why do I feel like you're J-Faking with me, I don't believe anything you said.
by IV000 November 11, 2020
Get the Never J-Fakemug. when responding quickly in texting, the texter might respond "K" instead of typing out ok or okay... but will accidentally hit the "J" key instead of "K"...
"j is the new k" is like when referring to fashion and trends... "pink is the new red" "grey is the new black" or when someone gets a new boyfriend, "dave is the new john"
by pinkgirl68 February 22, 2010
Get the J is the new Kmug. “You gotta do your taxes?”
“Nahh, that’s G’s J”
“Shouldn’t you put your kids to bed??”
“That’s G’s J…”
“Nahh, that’s G’s J”
“Shouldn’t you put your kids to bed??”
“That’s G’s J…”
by NotTeagan/Andie July 29, 2022
Get the That’s G’s Jmug. J-ray is a kind and loving person, he is shy at first but will show off his crazy side when he is comfortable. He is funny and very bright. In a relationship he is loyal and can make ur day better with just his company. He is a great big brother/friend and an amazing lover.
by anonymous November 19, 2023
Get the J-raymug. He likes to play soccer but puts GOD first always. He is responsible. He gets ready for soccer practice 2 hours earlier. He dies not like to be late. He saves a lot of money to help his parents. He makes people laugh in a weird way. He does not like to waste MONEY and things he does not need. He likes to buy people expensive gifts. He pays for his own wants. He probably has a CR7 poster in his room. He likes to workout and be healthy. He cares about his family. He worries for his family. He does not like one dollar bills. He likes to fart in his dog's face.
Cousin: People from my school know you and they said you guys are best friends.
Pablo J. Garcia-Triana: What... I dont even know anyone from your school?!
Pablo J. Garcia-Triana: What... I dont even know anyone from your school?!
by chickennoggets101 April 30, 2019
Get the Pablo J. Garcia-Trianamug.