A ficiticious set of options that are normally used to describe the scenario of there being no options available.
Frank: I guess we got caught.
Mike: What are we going to do?
Frank: I do not know whether to shit or go blind.
Mike: What are we going to do?
Frank: I do not know whether to shit or go blind.
by word genie February 20, 2005
Get the shit or go blind mug.A bullshit fake diary written by an anti-drug Mormon woman with a series of 'diaries', that are listed as non-fiction to scare little kids into not doing drugs, joining a gang or the occult, getting pregnant, getting anorexia, or getting AIDS.
What never ceases to amaze me is that some people still think that these diaries are by real teenagers, even though they are share the same writing style and are all completely fake. Our English teacher gave this book to us when we were 12 and told us it was a real diary. We were all cracking up before the end of it.
What never ceases to amaze me is that some people still think that these diaries are by real teenagers, even though they are share the same writing style and are all completely fake. Our English teacher gave this book to us when we were 12 and told us it was a real diary. We were all cracking up before the end of it.
Excerpt from Go Ask Alice:
"Oh those were fun, fun times! I'm going to start on a diet this very day. I will be a positively different person by the time we get to our new home. Not one more bite of chocolate or nary a french fried potato will pass my lips till I've lost ten globby pounds of lumpy lard."
Yes, that sounds like a 15-year-old girl's diary...
"Oh those were fun, fun times! I'm going to start on a diet this very day. I will be a positively different person by the time we get to our new home. Not one more bite of chocolate or nary a french fried potato will pass my lips till I've lost ten globby pounds of lumpy lard."
Yes, that sounds like a 15-year-old girl's diary...
by Angelacia July 15, 2007
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Get the 'Go Tweet Yourself' mug.Oh mate... after all that weed i'm gonna go white
All this work is sending me white
I was so pissed i went whitey all over the floor
Open the door im going white/ whitey , oh too late i went white on my shoes
All this work is sending me white
I was so pissed i went whitey all over the floor
Open the door im going white/ whitey , oh too late i went white on my shoes
by JHezza April 23, 2010
Get the Going White/ Whitey mug."Let's go to work" Other taglines for the movie are "Every dog has his day." and "Let's get the job done"
by DutchMovieFan December 7, 2007
Get the Let's go to work mug.Only the awesomest phrase that all the cool people use to ask "what are you doing?" And "where are you going?" At the same time.
by Lime is awesome May 4, 2018
Get the what are you going mug.Basically it means to fuck off. Use this phrase as a euphemism when you don't want to be obscene in telling someone that their presence is not desirable.
When the boss of Taco Bell went to his workers and asked them to take a pay cut, they all told him to go forth and multiply.
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