Stretchemety

1. The limit of which something is able to be stretched.
2. A word used by stand up comedian Lavelle Crawford during a stand up performance.

My seat belt was laying outside the car having been stretched beyond its stretchemety.

by SugarCookie1972 April 29, 2023

streeitnam

Your daily grind ass shit.

Uh… this meeting is turning into streeitnam.

by CharlieCamelCase May 25, 2023

streeval

Dumb redneck alcoholics

Those damn streevals are worst than the burtons!

by Bukkakemane June 21, 2023

Stretch Your Fence

A versatile term that can mean homosexual intercourse or to fight someone depending on how it's used.

Come over to my place, I'll stretch your fence ;)
OR
Yo don't make me stretch your fence

by 10 Penny September 30, 2023

Stretch

Florida Gulf Coast slang for really good weed. When you smoke it, you feel like you’re being stretched (in a pleasant way).

I burned down some top-shelf stretch and felt like time itself was stretching.

by Maxwell P. Neudelman October 15, 2023

Stretch Johnson

When your Johnson (cock) is between your lover's arse cheeks whilst you spoon her and she clamps onto your foreskin and proceeds to stretch it like a "Stretch Armstrong" toy.

My girlfriend clamped onto my cock and proceeded to Stretch Johnson with her arse cheeks and proceeded to stretch it, before he was hard enough to then slip it in.

by SmoothBallBearings September 3, 2024

stretch city

an exclamation to someone who is stuck to a sticky substance (e.g. glue), and is floating in the air (levitating)

Bully: Now with my new levitating powers, i shall proclaim myself as a prophet!
Bro: whoa! stretch city!

by mrbeast539275 November 29, 2024