A boring hunk that thinks he's really cool but smells like a toads ass and skin is like mouldy bread
He's swaggy j
by Biggy man July 30, 2017
Get the Swaggy j mug.He likes to play soccer but puts GOD first always. He is responsible. He gets ready for soccer practice 2 hours earlier. He dies not like to be late. He saves a lot of money to help his parents. He makes people laugh in a weird way. He does not like to waste MONEY and things he does not need. He likes to buy people expensive gifts. He pays for his own wants. He probably has a CR7 poster in his room. He likes to workout and be healthy. He cares about his family. He worries for his family. He does not like one dollar bills. He likes to fart in his dog's face.
Cousin: People from my school know you and they said you guys are best friends.
Pablo J. Garcia-Triana: What... I dont even know anyone from your school?!
Pablo J. Garcia-Triana: What... I dont even know anyone from your school?!
by chickennoggets101 April 30, 2019
Get the Pablo J. Garcia-Triana mug.A type of transvestite who can snap his smoking wrist back so fast its got all the flamers jelly.
He Hangs xmas lights all summer long kuz "it's the future" of lighting, he's serious take his flyer amd his card he also eats some guy named Julians salad.
He was on the kemo diet for a bit, all he ate was microwaved food, so he can get in all that radiation n shit.
Refers to himself as "Billy's girl".
It the informant for the guild peeps.
He's not like DOM he will nark on everybody.
Someone get him a tuna sandwitch.... on white no crust.
He only eats if from the dirty streets kuz he likes it there.... FUN FACT, nobody likes the tuna there.
He Hangs xmas lights all summer long kuz "it's the future" of lighting, he's serious take his flyer amd his card he also eats some guy named Julians salad.
He was on the kemo diet for a bit, all he ate was microwaved food, so he can get in all that radiation n shit.
Refers to himself as "Billy's girl".
It the informant for the guild peeps.
He's not like DOM he will nark on everybody.
Someone get him a tuna sandwitch.... on white no crust.
He only eats if from the dirty streets kuz he likes it there.... FUN FACT, nobody likes the tuna there.
by The start July 12, 2022
Get the dustin with a J mug.A savage so gay he gets it in the ass by gay men. Also he may be called MC Mirco. J-Dogg has never droped his mix tape so don't ask for one, He has a tiny Chode thats what MC Micro means.LMAO
J-Dogg sucks dick and has a milimeter peter .
by I was in bed with ur mom December 1, 2016
Get the J-Dogg mug.when you're being flamed in a situation (usually an argument) so you decide to just dip instead of getting into more trouble (or apologise before being dissed further)
"F the big 3, it's just big me"
*doesn't want failed Rwanda basketball career mentioned* "sorry" *proceeds to J Cole out of the situation*
*doesn't want failed Rwanda basketball career mentioned* "sorry" *proceeds to J Cole out of the situation*
by richer den u May 19, 2024
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