Michael and Naomi 

Michael and Naomi are two people that have been friends ever since they were kids. They love each other and are good friends. Michael and Naomi are always there for each other.

Michael and Naomi are now married and have 555 kids. They created an orphanage together and love each of their 555 kids dearly. But nothing beats their love for each other.

"Michael and Naomi love each other very much."
"Look! Its Michael and Naomi, the two owners of the Monkey Orphanage"

Michael and Naomi by michaelzhaq March 24, 2024

michael 

honestly HOTTEST MAN TO EVER FUCKING EXIST

hoe1: dude whos that hottie
hoe2:MUST BE A FUCKING MICHAEL

michael by killfuck March 24, 2024

Michael 

Michael is a fat cunt

Michaels a mega fat cunt

Michael by I hate Michaels April 4, 2024

michaelsauris 

A Michaelsauris is a fabulous person who has a great personality and a zest for life and all the weirdness of life.

O: You’re homie is such a michaelsauris

A: I know right

michaelsauris by Potatoland April 9, 2024

Michaelangeloism 

A woman’s desire to be captured in males’ imaginations as a perfect object of beauty, whether physical, emotional, or intellectual.

Neurotic adherence to it leaves women unable to process categorical statements, especially regarding female nature.

When a woman says that it’s not women’s fault that they don’t initiate conversations or dates because “modern men” aren’t attractive enough, she is displaying Michaelangeloism.

Michaelangeloism by saintsundere August 31, 2024

Michael Michael Motorcycle 

An intensive sexual act where one homosexual man treats his partner like a motorbike. This includes topping the man while squeezing and twisting his testicles with maximum torque to replicate revving up the engine. The act can even go as far as doing routine oil checks on the man's rectal cavity and seat polishing which includes intensive backshots, resulting in maximum surface area ejaculation coverage.

Most partners will use full leather bondage suits in order to further replicate the motorbike appeal

Hey man, I was hoping to take my Michael Michael Motorcycle out of the garage tonight and go for a long drive!

Michael Michael Motorcycle by President KingKong Bundy October 24, 2024

Michaeljacksonification 

1. The forced cultural integration and retreat of certain groups due to the predominating race carism of teadrinkers
2. drastic change of skin tone over a period of time.

The natives' land went under Michaeljacksonification as it was seized by the British

Michaeljacksonification by sappfired October 31, 2024