A person that enjoys pissing other people off. Douches are selfish, obnoxious, mean and like it when someone's angry. A douche doesn't realise that they're a douche and thinks they're cool because they find it funny to piss everyone off. Only males can be referred to as a douche. A female that behaves douchy is a bitch.
by JustSomeRandomLad December 15, 2022
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When you insert an erect penis into a lubed anus and urinate until you empty your bladder and wait for the mudslide to start.
by DebLos December 9, 2023
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Get the douche canoe mug.Someone who constantly tries to show intelligence with random facts. They think the facts are true but they are wrong.
Fred said" Did you you know Fargo ND is the closest state to the equator north of the rockies" when he says things like that he's such a douche nozzle.
by Big Dryp December 12, 2023
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Like a mega douche but way douchier.
It’s a combination of words “douche” and the Spanish word “chupacabra”
Like a mega douche but way douchier.
It’s a combination of words “douche” and the Spanish word “chupacabra”
by The best bartender in Parma April 15, 2023
Get the El douche-acabra mug.When someone fills their mouth with either beer, wine or some other alcoholic beverage to the point where their cheeks are swollen and then spit-squirt it at & into someones else's butt-hole from distance of no more than 6 inches away.
My buddies got a little drunk & carried away around the campfire the other night and one of them decided to poop without grabbing TP and had to ask the other to give him a festive douche in order to get right.
Weird thing is my other buddy told me how much HE enjoyed the night, but they are both married so I guess they aren't gay.
Weird thing is my other buddy told me how much HE enjoyed the night, but they are both married so I guess they aren't gay.
by milpoolSK April 24, 2023
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