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Circle Jerk Chicken 

The pillar of Jamaican cuisine. While the chicken is prepared in traditional fashion with a dry rub, natives gather round the pit and masterbate, battering the chicken with jizz and at times, spooging on each other. The natives then massage in the wet rub, creating a true delicacy.
Tourist: What is today's special?
Jamaican: Truss mi maan, you waan dat circle jerk chicken made wit da chi-chi juices!
Tourist: Sounds delicious, I'll order that!
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Fuck ya chicken strips 

An 11/10 vine that must be seen. This is a very good vine. Better than doge.
“How’s ya chicken strips
“Fuck ya chicken strips
“FUCK YA CHICKEN STRIPS

Arabesque Chicken 

(Noun) A species of poultry descending from ancient Arabia. This particular fowl has the tendency to gasp for air in a loud, sob-like manner, which is actually its laugh. Though this chicken looks like many of its varieties within the same genus, it has two major differences. The Arabesque Chicken can grow the equivalent of a beard at a very young age. It also can dance in an unusual way, crossing ballet stylings with chicken-dance techniques. In recent times, it has been facing extinction because of how few exist.
Teacher: Class, today we will be learning about ox yokes.
*Arabesque Chicken walks in*
Student: Oh my gosh! An Arabesque Chicken!
Teacher: What an opportunity!
*Arabesque Chicken starts dancing. Teacher joins in. Party ensues.*
Arabesque Chicken by Siege Troll December 21, 2010

Gentri-Fried Chicken 

Typically a person raised without seeing much plight of the poor entering an area of poverty with every intention to become a recognized member of that demographic. Often times a co-existing meek smirk and determined aloofness can accompany the person, giving off confounding signals.
Just because he is eating fried chicken out of a box at the Chicken Box store, it does not change his drawing on his trust fund to support his endeavors. Nor does it mean people won't be chuckling at him for being a piece of gentri-fried chicken.

Guardian-fed chicken 

A person with snobbish tendencies who thinks their opinions are more sophisticated, cultured and unique than everyone else's. In reality, they are people without a thought of their own who regurgitate the opinions expressed in the Guardian to create the illusion that they have sophisticated, cultured and unique ideas.

The origin of the phrase is an analogy of 'corn-fed chicken' which is a cause célèbre amongst Guardian readers and enables these people to feel better others who simply eat 'chicken'.
girl: have you read 'The Finkler Question'?
guy: what's 'The Finkler Question'?
girl: it won the Booker Prize last year.

guy: are you saying it's good?
girl: the Guardian said it was good.

guy: don't be a Guardian-fed chicken, now. make up your own mind.
girl: but that would mean I'd have to read the book!

Trap Chicken

The type of girl thats skinny, would be pretty, if you couldnt tell shes done so much meth shes picked her face raw, and her legs are so tiny that she has a hard time walking it looks awkward... Like a chicken. The type of girl you see hanging out at trap houses.
Trap Chicken by ThatGirl88 January 18, 2017

big chicken dinner

1. n. (military) slang for a BCD or "bad conduct discharge", the second least desired status of a US military serviceman.
A serviceman usually leaves with an honorable, general under honorable conditions, general under dishonorable conditions, or the big chicken dinner. If he really fucked up, he'll get a dishonorable discharge.
big chicken dinner by Marc February 14, 2004