cum spud

Something you messed up soo bado that it just spread everywhere and made a mess

You really made a cum spud this time didn't you

by Jonny the fuckstorm January 28, 2017

Cum Blaster

When you’re balls deep in a bitch and you unleash three days of sperm production on the tip of your own condom

Johnny: Last night I was balls deep in Martha and she told me to give her the cum blaster

Noah: Holy shit dude I bet you hadn’t jacked off for days too.

by BigTitsBigDick October 20, 2018

Cum dumpster

A person who enjoys being covered in cum, on all regions of there body

Tom is such a cum dumpster, he's always covered in the stuff

by Reeceh July 20, 2017

cum dedication

When you print off a photo of someone and blow your load over their face.

I had the best wank last night. I did a cum dedication over your sister's Facebook photo.

by Drae-Ko August 18, 2017

Cookie Cum

When you and a few others form in a circle and all masturbate around each other and ejaculate on the cookie, the last one that does so has to eat it.

Dude: yo you wanna do cookie cum?
Other dude: Hell no bro...

by Mustaj March 6, 2019

cum dumb

a state of being brought about when you've just had an orgasm and you're too stupid to function.

she asked me to make her a drink after sex but i was too cum dumb and i ruined it

by ttg720 January 2, 2019

Cum Clap

The act of cumming in your hand and then clapping

Jake cum clapped at his local primary school yesterday

by Spit roast January 8, 2019