complete bakery 

Complete Bakery is another way of saying you’re baked/cooked, or what had happened is really bad.

It is a complete bakery in here bro.

complete bakery by mixedupsicko November 21, 2024

heater beater 

A heater beater is someone who's both a little trigger happy but also so cocky as to pull a gun over anything, wether his intent is to use it or not

Oh, dont fuck with that nigga, he a heater beater

heater beater by DickGulper November 26, 2024

Cotton Beaver Dam 

slang term for a tampon

The plumber was running the sewer camera and found a cotton beaver dam in the pipe.

Cotton Beaver Dam by DarkArc December 18, 2024

double bakers dozen 

When you proceed to throw back a double bakers dozen of beers with the boys. Typically involves drinking the local beer, namely coors banquet while in denver

After last nights bar crawl we should run it back on the double bakers dozen

double bakers dozen by ShitmalianHunterXXX December 20, 2024

Boy Beater

A Woman/Girl that doesn't put up with men's sh*t easily.

"Oh no don't try it with her- she's a boy beater.."

Boy Beater by Purged1 December 31, 2024

A Baker's Dozen

A state of having so many women interested in you that a dozen would be an understatement. Therefore, it is known that you have a "Baker's Dozen" women

"Look at David go! That guy's got A Baker's Dozen! Girls just can't get enough of him"

A Baker's Dozen by mouseman956 January 4, 2025

The Baker 

The Baker is somebody who plans the meals, buys the ingredients, preheats the oven then serves the meal but who never gets to eat the muffin.

Last night The Baker went to bed alone after being rejected by his wife for sex even after he prepped everything, and I do mean everything.

The Baker by anonymous January 8, 2025