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Wet Marbles

The type of poop that is a combination of diarrhea with harder mozzarella sized poop balls. You may poop the balls out first or have a diarrhea style poop, then the balls come afterwards or a combination of both at the same time.
Dang bro, I had some wild wet marbles last night after eating Taco Bell
by Thinballz December 26, 2024
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Wet biscuits

The act of when a person receives a raspberry on their butt hole
You haven’t lived until you’ve received some wet biscuits. -I’m gonna wet your biscuits. -Damn, I got the best wet biscuits last night.
by that guy-007 May 11, 2025
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Wet Calvin

A simile to "wet willy" - A wet Calvin is when a loving, caring, tender woman pours alcohol in one's year to establish final commitment and the next phase of their relationship. This is usually done after the loving, caring, tender woman opens her heart up and the "Calvin" didn't hear so this is how you clean the ears of soul connection and open the brick wall barricaded heart so he can love again.
"I told him the reason why I didn't want his potential children down my esophagus right away was because I wanted to be sure that what I was feeling wasn't based on sexual intimacy... but then when I told him, he just fell asleep and didn't hear me so i gave him a wet Calvin"
by Anamiz January 31, 2021
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WeT HiP

"Payne tries hard in pubs, he is a WeT HiP"
by Appetite March 29, 2008
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Wet Willie

So.... if the Irish refer to a penis as a willie, then shouldn't a "wet willie" be when you cum in your lover's ear.
My boyfriend gave a me a wet willie last night
by Rosemary_2004 January 11, 2020
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Wet Rhino

A wet rhino is a friend of yours who thinks it means something more than it actually does. Hey I'm just using my imagination in the shower and having fun messing with my facebook friends!!!
by Kingg616 April 24, 2022
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Wet-grape

When you grab your friend's balls so rough they squelch
I wet-grape Nick so hard he shit his pants
by kbgbug January 2, 2023
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