slap beater

when you can physically damage something so beat up, it can't lower it's value ... no matter how hard you slap it
by JC919 September 13, 2022
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Slap happy crappy

A BDSM sex move where (during intercourse) you finish in her and take a poop in your hand, smack her with it and ditch her without untying her. Preferably because you hate them.
I met a guy last night and when we were getting naughty he came in me and performed a slap happy crappy. I never felt so embarrassed when my roommate came in
by catchingfire3 March 02, 2021
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bone slap the priest

When the food lookin fresh, you say it. The waiters at gore may restaurants say it when they serve wine to a roman attic couplem
Mah gurl made me some mac and the cheese. Dont mind if I do!😣 Bone slap the priest!
by Ty a rone December 12, 2016
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national slap ur bff day

On January 25 all the way to November 1st is slap ur bff day! :) Only short pepole can do it not tall pepole! :))))))

Short bff: hey gusse what! It's national slap ur bff day!

Tall bff: wha-

Short bff: slaps* hehe "
*Evil laughs* ha get that 6 foot giant.
So from January 25 all the way to November 1st is u go up to ur tall bff or freind and slap them as hard as u want just don't go to jail lamo
National slap ur bff day!
by Hehe_savage_person January 25, 2021
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Imma slap em

When I see em slipping imma slap em wit my strap
by KyngKungDickLong April 08, 2022
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slap jag

Ending of a marriage of relationship followed by a celebration
I'm not in love with him anymore so there's going to be a slap jag
by Ms HattiesHunchesInklings July 16, 2022
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