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Suckapotamus 

An individual that bears a striking resemblance to a hippopotamus, who has an addiction to complaining, and is plagued with the problem of just sucking at life in general. Such an individual is a cross between beast, Debbie-downer, Medusa, and an incurable migraine.
The party became exponentially more enjoyable after the suckapotamus left. If I had to listen to one more complaint, I was going to cut my ear off.
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Suckfest 

An alias for Lifetime Movie Network
Last night, I watched the best John Stamos movie on Suckfest!
Suckfest by wittbelle October 10, 2011
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butt sucking 

Under the general category of analingus, butt sucking involves a vigorous suction motion to be done by the mouth on the anus, rather than mere licking. In fact, the use of the tongue in the case of butt sucking is optional. If there are turds in said anus, butt sucking may lead to something under the header of scat. The resulting stimulation is different than mere licking, and has been purported to resemble the feeling of involuntary dumping. See: incontinence.
Jan: Use your mouth on my ass, Stuart.
Stuart: You want me to lick?
Jan: No, I'm in the mood for some butt sucking.
Stuart: You better not have to dump.
butt sucking by Dan Sheem April 16, 2008

boston sucks

a phrase referring to a city full of obnoxious sports fans and extremely bad drivers.
red sox fans are proof enough that boston sucks.
boston sucks by MA Realist April 16, 2008
up and down : moving ones mouth up and down around a hot guys large and cummy penis, or:
a male licking a female's big and yummy tits/nipples;
also makes people horny
- I sucked his hard cock up and down,all night long.
- I loved sucking her hard horny nipples on those big and juicy boobs.
sucking by horny bi-sexual December 28, 2005

minecraft sucks 

the term that triggers little kids
badass guy:hey! minecraft sucks!
kid:WHY DID YOU SAY THAT ABOUT MINECRAFT AAAHHHHH