parked

booorrring. bored. nothing is happening.

"this week is so parked."

"do you want to go to Annabelle's house?"
"nah that bitch is parked."

by gayratz May 18, 2024

Parked

Parked - when something is boring.

1) a car in traffic isn’t moving it’s in park - it’s boring

1) John: it’s not even lunch yet? This day is absolutely parked

2) a friend asks how a movie was, john replies with “parked, not worth seeing.”

by 33clownboy33 June 26, 2024

parked

meaning very sleep deprived

"Bro I'm so parked right now, I had so much homework to finish"

by hikai555 August 02, 2024

Parked

Getting beat up

“Your getting parked b!tch”

by Getparkedcrew January 30, 2024

Parked

Boring

Oh my gosh, it's not even lunch yet? The day's so parked

by rizzmu.hehe March 16, 2024

parked

boring, plateaued, or come to an end.

“that talking stage i was in? parked as hell. we just fell off, i don’t even know what happened.”
“don’t go, the party’s parked. they aren’t even playing music.”
“it started raining so our day at the beach was parked”

by megasharkk February 28, 2024

Parked

Done. Over. Boring

That bit is parked (as in it’s done, it’s no longer funny)
How was that movie? It was parked (boring asf)

by Da Jagermeister April 04, 2024