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the J word

this word is unspoken word the work that shall not be uttered on a weekend the j word (Job)
hey bro I can't wait for this weekend I got a Job

Sshhhhhhh don't say the J word oh no it to late there coming
by waterscore May 19, 2025
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What the fuck, how did you find this? I mean- like- you have so many keys on your keyboard, HOW BORED DO YOU HAVE TO BE TO FIND THIS?!
This is true brainrot, in class, at work, who cares? If you found this... You've ascended to a higher rank of boredom, I congratulate you. Whoever you are, you are special, YOU are the special. You walk into the sped class and YOU show them how it's done, you are the king/whatever the fuck you identify as of specialness. God forbid you become bored enough to type letters in this EXACT order.

F C W I X U M A J Z Y E K N R O D L S T P Q H B G V
"I'm F C W I X U M A J Z Y E K N R O D L S T P Q H B G V'ing it!"
"Aw man, today is so F C W I X U M A J Z Y E K N R O D L S T P Q H B G V."

"Yo, did you see the F C W I X U M A J Z Y E K N R O D L S T P Q H B G V yet?"
by HaltMan May 22, 2025
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J*b

Job, but censored

This is basically making fun of both people whom seem to censor every word (because trigger warnings, i guess), and unemployed people. Usually, when you say Job, Outside, or any word that would trigger a degenerate on the Internet, they'll say "censor it!" As a joke.
Person 1: Get a job.

Person 2: Ewww! Censor that word!

Person 3: Yeah, say j*b, or at least add a TW before you say that!
by lesbiangex221 June 10, 2025
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J*b

Referring to employment, a j*b is something only idiots have . It is censored because it scares the unemployed and is considered a slur.
Sigma: Yo bruh wanna flicker munt all day today?
Fucking retarded loser: Nah bruh i got a j*b
by albanianfungus12 June 12, 2025
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Anna J

Un uptight incompetent bitch who is always on her period. She has the IQ of a fucking pebble and her forehead is so gigantically large that it has its own gravitational pull.
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PB and J

Where you insert a little tube into the tip of the penis, and pumping peanut butter and jelly through.
Hey Brad! Let me give you a PB and J! It’s only gonna hurt a little bit!
by Mr. Bending April 12, 2024
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