dog boner

When you get an erection while playing with your dog.

"So I got an erection while playing with my dog the other day."
"It's called a dog boner, it's completely natural."

by unskinny-bob April 6, 2021

gernarled-dog

A secret 7/11 menu item that I invented back in the late 90's. I think it was around 97' or so. To make a gernarled-dog, you start with a base layer of ketchup, mustard, and onions inside of a hotdog bun. Then you add a hotdog (standard). The real magic happens when you nestle a taquito right next to the hotdog, atop your bed of ketchup, mustard, and onions. Bite into this bad boy to experience true bliss and ecstasy. Hit up your local 7/11 and tell them purplebh sent you.

Chris: "this gernarled-dog is so good. I haven't had one since 02'!"
purplebh: "you're welcome."

by purplebh October 17, 2021

L Dog

A dog that is not pushing P

Cooper is an L dog

by Fortnitebudassy February 17, 2022

Sleet Dog

They are individuals with unique characterstics. They sweat too much and say it is condensation. They get upset easily and scream in high-pitch voices. And most important, they guard the girl when they play basketball.

Look at that guy playing basketball, he is playing Sleet Dog style.

by Joemac March 10, 2005

dog-clean

The deceptive state of dishes that appear to be clean but in fact have only been "rinsed" by the licking action of a dishwasher-door-surfing member of the canine family.

Honey, did you run the dishwasher or are they just dog-clean?

by Richard November 23, 2004

Dog person

Someone who likes dogs but if you like a different animal you are the devil

Dog person: “I have 3 dogs at home and they are all my baby’s

Person: “I have a cat-“

Dog person:”OH MY GOD THEY ARE SO EVIL AND NON AFFECTIONATE!!!!”

by Gtfhfhgug December 3, 2021

dog pile

a: a literal pile of dogs
b: dog doo
c: what I call a bunch of different kinds of dogs in one setting.

a: aww the puppies are nestled into a dog pile.
b: eww I stepped in a dog pile!
c: oh, wow, some dog pile here, hope you dont have a meow mix or there will be trouble.

by TEEG February 19, 2006