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everlasting donkey punch

When in the process of fornication, just before climax the male partner is abruptly knocked unconscious from behind thus unable to pull out resulting in the female being impregnated and continuously asking for child support from the male.
Tony got an everlasting donkey punched in the park when a stranger KO'ed him with a bike tire.
by PedroOpposume June 1, 2021
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Long Distance Dick Punch

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The act of conducting a dick punch through the use of a contractor, agent or third-party proxy to conduct the dick punch upon a predefined person at the dick punch requesting parties demand or fee for service engagement. The need for a person to receive a dick punch may occur, despite the fact that the dick punchee may be physically located at a considerable distance from the dick punchee. A long distance dick punch can be achieved through the use of a dick punching service provider.
Blaine's video chat response about equal pay was so outlandish that he deserved a dick punch, but unfortunately he lives in Florida and I live in Connecticut... so I payed Doug, a neighbor of Blaine, to act on my behalf and give Blaine a long distance dick punch on my behalf.
by JlevEsq July 30, 2021
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five finger death punch

violently thrusts fist into your significant others choochie until death
bf: i’m going to five finger death punch you when we get home
gf: omg plz do
by mr.mcsisterfister69 November 28, 2021
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Pennsylvania Pussy Punch

A fighting technique made by early colonizers of America. You get down on one knee and do a rising punch aimed at the vagina, your fist and arm going inside. Masters of this technique could get all the way in to the elbow.
"Did you hear? The State Fair is having a Pennsylvania Pussy Punch competition! Whoever can punch the deepest gets 1000 dollars!"
by Pearl is the Girl January 10, 2022
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Wireless hole punch

Don't make me use the wireless hole punch!
by Kdot cdot December 27, 2021
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Teriyaki Tongue Punch

Come over here and give me the Bruce lee style teriyaki tongue punch baby.
by HoodratHoudini February 25, 2022
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Certified Smurf Puncher

Someone who got verified by the fda to be able to punch smurfs.
Guy 1: Yo I can't believe you're a Certified Smurf Puncher now!
Guy 2: Cool right? now just to find a village.
by ButterFlew June 22, 2022
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