To post statuses while under the influence. Also to post incessantly about useless crap for attention.
by chipsahoi August 17, 2011
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by pssh*QUIET*pssh November 16, 2011
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Facehook is a state of Facebook that pisses you off and makes you want to hit people. Your feed is filled with religious rants, generic posts talking junk about people but they are too chicken to say a name and/or political slander or you've seen too many selfies and it's way early..
You check your Facebook feed in the morning and see..
"(insert selfie) Some one at the store told me how beautiful I am"
"Good moms aren't out partying like I used to do cause I've changed and now I"m better than you!"
"Real Seahawks fans have been Seahawks fans since I've been a Seahawks fan"
You: "UGH! Facehook! I'll hit you up later... (closes app)
"(insert selfie) Some one at the store told me how beautiful I am"
"Good moms aren't out partying like I used to do cause I've changed and now I"m better than you!"
"Real Seahawks fans have been Seahawks fans since I've been a Seahawks fan"
You: "UGH! Facehook! I'll hit you up later... (closes app)
by Hollyfire February 5, 2014
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Courtney: it’s not true she only Farcebooks, you can’t believe anything she posts
Courtney: it’s not true she only Farcebooks, you can’t believe anything she posts
by Desertbear112 January 9, 2021
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1.) Bro I was overwhelmed yesterday when i got like 3 notifications and 2 messages all at the same time, even one from that person i've been getting at in biology class! It was a good Face book day
2.) Haha Joe was on Face Book for the entire day yesterday checking over and over again like he was expecting someone to comment on something. He must've had a bad Face Book day.
2.) Haha Joe was on Face Book for the entire day yesterday checking over and over again like he was expecting someone to comment on something. He must've had a bad Face Book day.
by Chris Vonzentner October 27, 2011
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Child 1: "Ohhh I'd love it if you were to sit on my face, would you mind terribly?"
Facehooker: "no"
Child 1: "Ohhh I'd love it if you were to sit on my face, would you mind terribly?"
Facehooker: "no"
by JayzJKZ October 30, 2008
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