dicking about

To do absolutely nothing constructive and be completely useless to the point where it can aggravate others, who then view the individual doing nothing as a dick.

Fred and I were trying to build the doghouse, but he was too busy dicking about with the hammer i gave him-

by yorgin borsef August 7, 2014

Chernobyl Dick

When someone has contracted so many STDs that it is as if their dick now glows a luminous green

Harry's now got a bad case of chernobyl dick

by Psyduck13 November 19, 2014

Dick island

An metaphorical place in which all fuckboys are placed

Dick island is being overpopulated by Julian, Anthony, And Eddie.

by Tata08 April 21, 2015

asparagus dicks

The act of tying dicks together with a rubber band to resemble a bundle of asparagus.

asparagus dicks, figure it out

by SpitOnMyDIK May 20, 2015

dick thumbs

When someone has massively large thumbs example "look at fletch's thumbs there huge" " yeah he's got a right set of dick thumbs!"

example "look at fletch's thumbs there huge" " yeah he's got a right set of dick thumbs!"

by Lowenbrau2013 July 14, 2015

Dick Missle

An absolute squealer of a hog

Holy shit Rick, check out the size of that dick missle!

by mackdaddymitch October 3, 2015

Dumbbell Dick

When you jack off really hard that your tip of your dick looks abnormally huge.

Damn, look at Sami! He has a dumbbell dick! Haha!

by xD4k June 27, 2016