smith-slap

The act of bitch slapping your friend because he makes a joke about your girl, and the friend tries to laugh it off.

"Will Smith totally smith-slapped Chris Rock for making G.I. Jane jokes about his wife's alopecia."
"I know! And Rock just kept laughing!"

by puișor March 29, 2022

wang slap

1) to slap hard against the face

2) a chinese name

Bitch I will wang slap you.

by ggggggggsffffffffsssssssssssss May 6, 2009

National Slap Ass Day

At oct 22. It is the National slap ass day.

Oh i want to slap my friends ass because its the National slap ass day today.

by HampeKuken123 October 22, 2020

Slap my ass and call me porky

Missourian slang for excitement

Slap my ass and call me porky, that's some good jambalaya

by Boyfromthecrik August 17, 2022

The old nine ton slap' la dap

When somebody get absolutely manhandled to the point of near death.

So Jake got The old nine ton slap' la dap yesterday his funeral will be next month.

Mason is currently about to release The old nine ton slap' la dap no one in his vicinity will survive not even the children.

by -UnderscoreFresh- January 5, 2019

SLAP

Sounds Like A Plan.... SLAP

When wanting to make plans with a friend

“Hey wanna grab lunch”
“Alright slap”

by Hey hello hi January 26, 2021

Glack, Slap and Splat

The sound of your unwashed ass shitting in the shower. The glack of the turd slipping out, the sap of it against the pure white porcelain followed by the splat of schloppy fecal matter all over your ankles.

Sorry I took so long, I had to waffle stomp the remnants of my glack, slap and splat down the drain.

by /v/-tan November 20, 2024