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Bear

1. A gay man with his Cub ( that is a boy)
2. An animal
1. Is that a bear in a dress I just saw with his Cub?
2. That bear attack me while I was walking
by 459395 February 20, 2022
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Build-a-bear Baddie

Definition: adj- Someone who fancies themselves a "baddie" after acquiring one or multiple cosmetic surgery/ies, such as breast/lip augmentations, Brazilian butt lift(BBL), liposuction etc.
She paid all of that money to be a build-a-bear baddie.
by Mase232 January 13, 2024
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Bear

Bears are a deadly type of species. Most Bears are located in their natural habit in Russia. Most of this type of species like to live in cold dry areas, which are typical rural areas. Bears only like to prey on capitalists and imperialists while they pray for communism. Bears are very hostile if you go near one of their favorite Russian resources such as "Vodka, Ak-47s, fish and tanks", if you do go near one of these resources owned by a wild bear you will be dead. Bears are also closely related to the so called "Polar Bears" which they are more of socialists than communists and they are the Bear's number one rival. These two rivals will fight to the dead with AK's if they have too.
Sadly since the collapse of the great Soviet Union the number of Bears are slowly decreasing.
Capitalist - Dam those AK loving bears

Imperialist - Yeah, I'm going to steal one of their crates of vodka

Capitalist - Go ahead I'll help

Capitalist - Uh I think that Bea...

*Shoots Capitalist* - Bear
Imperialist - AAAAAAA WHAT THE ITS GOT A AK....
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Bear mitzvah

An imagined coming of age tradition where a child must kill a bear on their thirteenth birthday in order to become an adult. Coined by the boys on The After Disaster episode #650: The Perils of Inadequate Vulcanization.
The bear Tyler killed for his Bear Mitzvah was the largest bear I’d ever seen. He’s gonna be a real man.
by BTiphoon June 23, 2022
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Bubba’s bear

A nickname creative enough to be used on your partner. Such as their lovey nickname.
Girl: Bubba’s bear!
Guy: that’s me
by SaltyDinosaurs November 6, 2017
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Russian Bear

1. A coward who talks themselves up to be more powerful than they really are.
Look at those brave Russian bears fleeing from their trenches. Haha, the last one even soiled himself. Those Russian bears are only brave when they are standing over 10 year old girls.
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