Dick Load

Refers to a large amount of something.

Mate I have a dick load of money.

by C Mitchell March 27, 2009

dick implosion

When your dick's size becomes so large that it reaches a critical mass and begins to collapse in on the balls. The dick then retracts inside of the pelvis and forms a psuedo vagina.

"Hey Bobby what's that glowing rod coming from your pants?!" "Oh thats just a dick implosion, an interstellar mass larger than the sun retreating back into itself so as to hide its awesomeness from the world because the world cannot understand it yet."

by H.R. Blunderbuss March 21, 2013

dick dazed

Someone that has been so hypnotized by the dick, they walk around in a,complete daze.

""Hey Jess, whats wrong with Roxy?"
"Oh nothing, Rick, shes just been Dick Dazed"

by Jizzy WestSide March 19, 2014

quick dick

1.) the phenomenon of being undeniably fucked in a rapid, unpredictable way. An unforeseen fuckjob.

1.) "What the hell? Where did this ticket come from?" "QUICK DICK!"

2.) Robert received a QUICK DICK from his roommate when he returned to see an eviction notice on his front door.

by a55hor53 May 11, 2014

dicking about

To do absolutely nothing constructive and be completely useless to the point where it can aggravate others, who then view the individual doing nothing as a dick.

Fred and I were trying to build the doghouse, but he was too busy dicking about with the hammer i gave him-

by yorgin borsef August 7, 2014

Chernobyl Dick

When someone has contracted so many STDs that it is as if their dick now glows a luminous green

Harry's now got a bad case of chernobyl dick

by Psyduck13 November 19, 2014

Dick island

An metaphorical place in which all fuckboys are placed

Dick island is being overpopulated by Julian, Anthony, And Eddie.

by Tata08 April 21, 2015