Penis pimple 

My sister that’s all you need to know

“My sister is a penis pimple from hell the ruined my life”

Penis pimple by Shesabitchtrustme December 2, 2017

penis demons 

Soul crushing Demons that crawl out your penis and mysteriously get on people you like for me it was my mum I got it on.

Watch out for those penis demons they got all over my teacher somehow.

penis demons by Roshi 4 life May 18, 2019

Penis Enlargement Pills 

Pills that your weird Gay/bi friend always ask if you want them, regardless of gender

Brittany is standing at her locker
Ryan runs up out of nowhere

“Hey Brit you want some penis enlargement pills”

Penis Enlargement Pills by LightningSurg3 May 29, 2019

penis cottage cheese (form of oral sex) 

you need tape.

person 1:babe can we do penis cottage cheese (form of oral sex)?
person 2:sure, wheres the tape?

penis cottage cheese (form of oral sex) by big shaft October 23, 2019

Penis hole pete 

Penis hole Pete walls down the street and spot a kid. He unzipped his jeans, pulled down his under wear and whips it out. Then the kid gets sucked in and never comes.

Me: I’m taking a walk lalalal

Penis hole Pete: Hehehehehehehe

Me: AHHHHHHHHH

Penis hole pete by Ltlitty November 23, 2019

penis lord 

the most mentally disabled form of a human being a.k.a. dremu

Dude 1: LOOK! He's boutta eat a fuel tank!
Dude 2: Is this the penis lord?

penis lord by dremu May 30, 2020

penis enlargement pills 

tell me why tf you searched this up here just buy some your penis is small anyways cunt

i'm jeff and I eat penis enlargement pills for breakfast, lunch, and dinner

penis enlargement pills by dontusethisname November 2, 2020