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pussy washer 

a bidet !

heard stated on construction site by a "mentally challenged" individual !
i asked my plumber to install a pussy washer

a pussy washer is a BEAUTIFUL thing! , lesser 'deforestation' after 'birthing ' a big old FLOP! , and having to use half a roll of "terlit piper" to clean perhaps 75% of the I.A. (irritated asshole) producing 'waste'

just blew a messy "flop" ! , i'd better jump on the pussy washer !

here in , 'merca WE wouldn't be caught DEAD on a pussy washer!

Pussy flashback 

When you're somewhere normal. You know! doing normal shit like cooking, talking to a neighbor about other neighbors not picking up dog shit or using white out on a W-2 and you have a thats so raven level flash back that fully emerses you to the point where you are having an out of body experience/flashback of you getting the best head of your life and or the time where you the find out sex where yall gotta arnold schwatzernegar crawl to the sink like an oasis in the sahara desert
Friend : *telling a story *
me: 00
Friend : you bro you good?
me : huh? *snap out of it* "just had a pussy flashback"

Pussy off the pavement 

When a girl is being lazy and not contributing to making the night epic.

Can also be used to motivate slackers on the football team
Tara! Stop staring at your phone and get your pussy off the pavement! Time for some Jell-O shots”

“Joey you call those ladders!? Get your pussy off the pavement son

Pussy Abs 

Look at Marla coming back from gymnastics, yeah she has pussy abs.
Pussy Abs by MojojojoddsTU3 May 19, 2021

pussy gating 

the lesbian version of a cock block.
“damn claudia has really been pussy gating me this weekend.”
pussy gating by haivyla May 29, 2021

Pussy swinger 

1: A female stripper that invites an audience member to strip her

2: A person with a Vag that has had at least 50 people get that watermelon sugar from them
1: Dora: so what did you do last night, Rosie?

Rosie: I went to the strip club and got chosen by the pussy swinger

Dora: You’re one lucky bitch

2: Michael: hey, why did you break up with Tiffany?

Evan: Turns out she was a pussy swinger. 67 bodies on that hoe