wet mitten 

When someone's boring and makes no impression they're a real wet mitten.

Wow, that guy is a wet mitten alright.

wet mitten by MrsMittens January 30, 2017

Dick mitten 

A male who his such a pussy bitch that if they were to go to prison...other inmates would repeatedly rape that pussy bitch individual. Therfore the other inmates would "wear" the pussy bitch like a dick mitten.

"Anthony...you are such a bitch if you ever got locked up the other inmates would wear you like a dick mitten"

Dick mitten by MURPHYS_LAW February 19, 2017

oven mitt titties 

Titties that look like an oven mitt filled with 1/2 cup of water. Long and saggy in proportion unfilled burned with tips.Also known as chopper tits.

Those titties look nice but their oven mitt titties! Hang to her ancles.

oven mitt titties by Punchcut February 23, 2017

mrs mitch 

Mrs mitch is definitely wifey material. A fragrant beauty who is not only sexy and sweet but also very sophisticated, sleek and to die for. Hence why Mr Mitch can't seem to get enough.

"Oh my is that mrs mitch, she is one of a kind"
"Mitchy is lucky to have Mrs M"

mrs mitch by tracey adam June 15, 2017

both mitts 

Slang for the combination of vaginal sex and anal sex in the same session, or at least in the same relationship.

He banged her in both mitts.

both mitts by slette July 20, 2017

meow mitsy 

When Walters autism kicks in and/or when he sees a picture of a cute kitten/cat.

And so then Walter started meowing and saying MEOW MITSY, MEOW in a very high-pitched voice. Meow.

meow mitsy by MitsyMittens September 11, 2017

wank mittens 

The proper term for noncey boxing gloves.

Look at that ponce lace up his wank mittens.

wank mittens by Loafingwafu October 17, 2017