Firearrhea 

Firearrhea is the explosive result of having too much tequila from a plastic bottle, Popov, and boxed wine (using the wine as a chaser). Then, someone gets the brilliant idea to order Hungry Howies and put copious amounts of hot sauce on the pizza that people would ask very stereotypical things such as, "would you like any pizza with that hot sauce? durr hurr".

For added laughter, one could give a drunk person who engaged in such firearrhea-inducing activities a chocolate laxative. This is only done to ensure that the drunk person gets the full firearrhea experience.

Brid: Holy Hell, I just DESTROYED the toilet at work. Seriously, I think I just melted some porcelain just now.

(upon walking into the bathroom)

Boss: It smells like firearrhea in here.. Or at least singed pubic hairs.

Firearrhea by JeffJonezZz November 9, 2009

Firey

You Dont Let SOMEONE WHO IS YOUR BEST FRIEND

leafy im sorry but firey won't let you on ok!

Firey by Byakuku June 25, 2018

Firedawg 

Noun: A military firefighter. Loves to run into fires, saves lives, and bang all the military intelligence chicks. He is also paid well to do this. Hated by all (male intel) while in Technical School.

Some Jealous Intel Fag: "Firedawgs are not your wingmen!"

Hot Intel Chic: "Yea, they find you when you're hot but leave you wet..."

Jealous Intel Fag: "Noooooooo!!!!"

Firedawg by Midnight_J June 20, 2009

fireplug 

A term usually attributed to a man whose physical stature closely resembles a fireplug/fire hydrant. He is usually of below average height, stocky or muscular build, thick arms and legs, with a thick or not readily visible neck.

This term is primarily used in the bear subculture of the gay community.

"I like my men to be built like a fireplug."

Professional weightlifters, bodybuilders, shot putters, and discus throwers are often labeled as fireplugs.

fireplug by Toropop October 13, 2008

Firewater 

An Indian name for alcohol.

Presidential aid: Mr. President the Indians are getting restless again, they are pissed about the redskins name and want more govt money to compensate for it.

President: Fuck that just give them a bunch of firewater until they forget what they asked for

Firewater by MrHobbes69 June 21, 2014

firecracker 

1)someone who is bold, sassy, free spirited, and often has explosions of energy
2)attacks with excitment

Billie is such a firecracker, when she walked in the room the party began!

firecracker by billbrunk February 17, 2008

firewater freakout 

An alcohol induced freakout which usually include death threats, crying, physical violence, paranoia, and bouts of extreme mood swings that are a precursor to the above mentioned activities.

Is used to describe any alcohol induced freakout, not just the ones from hard liquor.

After drinking the entire bottle of whiskey, the lightweight had a firewater freakout. It took three football players to take his ass down before he stopped hitting his girlfriend.

firewater freakout by ViciousVariable July 25, 2004