Floppy dog

The act of violently backhanding an unsuspecting male in the family jewels. This is done while the victim is standing, usually as the perpetrator is standing next to the victim or walking in front of the victim.

Travis in on the ground in pain because Rich gave him a floppy dog.

by AvieAlum February 3, 2018

Phat Dogs

1. Cool
2. Good
3. Amazing

"That film was Phat Dogs!"

by JulienneQ January 9, 2008

dog-clean

The deceptive state of dishes that appear to be clean but in fact have only been "rinsed" by the licking action of a dishwasher-door-surfing member of the canine family.

Honey, did you run the dishwasher or are they just dog-clean?

by Richard November 23, 2004

gernarled-dog

A secret 7/11 menu item that I invented back in the late 90's. I think it was around 97' or so. To make a gernarled-dog, you start with a base layer of ketchup, mustard, and onions inside of a hotdog bun. Then you add a hotdog (standard). The real magic happens when you nestle a taquito right next to the hotdog, atop your bed of ketchup, mustard, and onions. Bite into this bad boy to experience true bliss and ecstasy. Hit up your local 7/11 and tell them purplebh sent you.

Chris: "this gernarled-dog is so good. I haven't had one since 02'!"
purplebh: "you're welcome."

by purplebh October 17, 2021

Dog person

Someone who likes dogs but if you like a different animal you are the devil

Dog person: “I have 3 dogs at home and they are all my baby’s

Person: “I have a cat-“

Dog person:”OH MY GOD THEY ARE SO EVIL AND NON AFFECTIONATE!!!!”

by Gtfhfhgug December 3, 2021

red dog

A red headed doushebag who lived in a van half his life plays a battery powered drum and mooches off of people to fund drinking and drug habits

Your new bf is such a red dog

by Dildroid Master July 6, 2015

Dog rough

I feel dog rough today

Drank way to much last night, i feel dog rough

by Mfk86 September 24, 2018