On May 11 is national kiss a Short Person day, on this day you can kiss who you want and get away with it.
Good thing it's National Kiss a Short Person Day
by A fellow meme boi May 09, 2018
by Skskksksksjskkskskksks September 16, 2022
bf: *kisses gf out of nowhere*
gf: why’d you do that?
bf: it’s national kiss your gf day!!
gf: oh, okay!
gf: why’d you do that?
bf: it’s national kiss your gf day!!
gf: oh, okay!
by johnnyshotgirlfriend August 04, 2021
by Fnfslaysfrfr May 24, 2025
When a man jizzes in their partner's mouth but then kisses them before they swallow. Hence, kissing his kids (his seed) goodnight before they go down for a nap in their partner's belly.
Brad: Dawg, you won't believe what Stella did to me last night, shit was disgusting!
Chad: No way bro tell me
Brad: I thought she swallowed but she made me kiss the kids goodnight
Chad: that's fucking heinous bradtato chip. break up with her!
Chad: No way bro tell me
Brad: I thought she swallowed but she made me kiss the kids goodnight
Chad: that's fucking heinous bradtato chip. break up with her!
by vapemeister420 December 08, 2022
by Punanislayer64 December 03, 2020
when you kiss someone you know you're not supposed to, because you know your feelings for this person are borderline and you haven't thought about the situation properly, that's a gray kiss
M: I kissed him even though I wasn't supposed to and we are kinda friends and bla bla bla...
K: so, you gave him a gray kiss...
K: so, you gave him a gray kiss...
by blackoala October 04, 2017