St John's College Cardiff

A shit school with shit people and shit teachers. Like Ms Jones really be out here giving people death stares and shiz. The teachers really be Givin detentions for not bringing a book and having ur hair down. Like actually why? All of them really be not calm. And jus no. Girls really be out here having boyfriends with 2 years oldrr. And girls thinking they run the school and the boys think they be drug dealers or some shit. But they really jus be wearing puma.

St John's college Cardiff is shet

by Stjohnisshet March 21, 2019

John Mak rememberal week

this week is made by students in 2020-2021 1D class, because of the change of summer timetable to winter timetable. Their Math teacher Mr. John Mak is change to Br. Jude. But everyone 1n 1D loves Mr. John Mak and for his leave, they made this week.

Student A: Wait!!!!!!! Why is the timetable saying our Math teacher is changed to Br. Jude!?!?!?!?
Student B: NO WAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Student A posted the timetable at WhatsApp*
ALL Students at WhatsApp: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Student C: We must make this week the John Mak rememberal week!!!!!!!!!!

by LSC spy November 15, 2020

Pope John Paul II

The Leader of the Catholic Church from 1979-2005.

He was shot May 13, 1981, but survived.

He died April 2, 2005 in the Vatican City.

The Pope was a great man to all Catholics.

by Chase April 2, 2005

John Wayne toilet paper

Inexpensive, single-ply, institutional-grade coarse toilet paper; from a joke. This stuff we use is John Wayne toilet paper; it's rough, it's tough, and it takes no crap off of anyone!

Barry in janitorial services went the passive-aggressive route when he was stiffed on his long-overdue raise. Suddenly, the two-ply Charmin was replaced by John Wayne toilet paper.

by Elvis Wearing a Bra on His Head September 12, 2005

doing it john wayne style

Doing anal sex raw with no lube by accidentally slipping in and you just keep going at that point.

Joseph are you doing it John Wayne style.

Yes sorry I should just keep going.

by Pjstr July 20, 2018

Steve Dennis John Dunlap

"Guru" of fantasy football

Matt: Should I trade Greg Jennings for better running backs

Rob: Check with Steve Dennis John Dunlap

by WCH_Live October 14, 2011

in john greggs tent

Refers to Mike Gregg beating off in John Greggs tent at a Boy scout camp out. It can also be sung to the tune of "pomp and curcumstance". The lyrics are as follows "Mike Gregg tosses salad over pictures of stuff in John Greggs tent, while looking for aarons knife but it was a lie so that he could beat it five times in a day" (Any Mac users copy the lyrics into simple text and set the voice to "good news". It is very funny.

He was beating it in John Greggs tent.

by Tim Durbin February 11, 2005