Taco Bell Russian Roulette

The act of consuming a box meal from the formost US Tex Mex chain while under a state of gastrointestinal distress in an attempt to rid yourself of the ailment; with potentialy catastrophic results.

Tim: I have had the stomach flu for 3 days and I am misreable. At this point I am willing to risk it all. Time for some Taco Bell Russian Roulette.

Andy: That sounds like the worst idea ever.

Tim: I will either clean the virus out of my system or you are going to have to plunge my organs through the pipes. I am up for either at this point.

by 2nd amendment is bae June 7, 2022

mountain taco

Naked women encountered in the woods

I was camping with Rick and Jeremy when we stumble upon some mountain taco. We took that shit straight to the tent to enjoy Mother Nature's blessing.

by Mateo El Bando De Campo October 15, 2017

Ducking Taco

When one who’s in the face of foe or opposition chooses to turn the other cheek or cowers in a way to avoid further altercation.

I.E. - ducking your taco means avoiding beef

Person 1 knows that Person 2 is eager for on-sight mutual combat. Person 1 does everything he can to avoid crossing paths with Person 2. Person 2 can say Person 1 is ducking taco or ducking his taco

by AlphaNaz September 2, 2023

Nacho taco chimichanga

Mocking Mexican or Spanish dialogue.

Guy: I know you don't have a high translator but, I can try and do it in your language. Hola, Como Star, Nacho taco chimichanga, burritos, sombrero

by lordsnowman July 18, 2025

Shawn taco

To be wrapped in a large blanket and anally fucked until the participant speaks Spanish

Hey Rob, can you put me in that Shawn taco position again?

by Haley dow August 11, 2025

mach 1 taco

The sexual act of rapidly smacking your penis against a Hispanic girl's vagina without actually nutting in order to impregnate her. Less than 1% of men can perform this successfully, and those who can are seen as the true disciples of God Almighty.

Guy 1: Hey, Jake, you want to go bowling?
Guy 2: No, man, I have to go to an ultrasound tomorrow because I did a mach 1 taco to Claudia, bro.
Guy 3: Dude, Jake, you're a legend.

by chumbus123 March 2, 2018

Colostomy Slot Taco

A colostomy bag splitting open during sex, but instead of panicking, moving her on to her back with her legs behind her ears, then ceasing the opportunity to pour the contains of the bag into her vagina, and then chowing down on it like you’re at your favourite Tex-Mex Restaurant.

Person 1: oh dude your breath stinks!

Person 2: Sorry man, I had a colostomy slot taco last night.

by The muddy mud muncher February 9, 2025