a phobia where a person who is in the middle of something (i.e. a soccer field) and feel as if you can not escape
Coach Erik: "Mak, why didn't you tell us you have middle phobia?"
Mak: "I don't know, I just don't like being in the middle because I feel like I can't move."
Mak: "I don't know, I just don't like being in the middle because I feel like I can't move."
by soccerplayer1234567890 January 22, 2018
Get the middle phobiamug. A shitty hell that turns you from an innocent, fragile 11-12-year old to a hardened, traumatized 14 year old. This place is full of racists and don't give a fuck about Asians, teachers don't do shit about bullying, 7th grade being the worst year in this school, and stupid relationships that last about 2 weeks at best. Physical strength and looks are crucial to have a better experience. Being Asian (like me) makes middle school harder, because 97% of people in public middle schools say "ching chong", "rice harvester", or "bat eater" at least once in the span of a day. Your parents lose their shit over you getting a 79% on your History exam, and claim that teens haven't changed since their generation, but they have. Popular kids can speak anytime they want, but normal kids can't speak without some degenerate saying "Who asked?". If you do anything normal, you will be known as an NPC, but if you do something different, they'll say: "You're not the protagonist". Like, make up your fucking mind. Overall, this place is hell, but a friend or two is enough to keep you from being mentally unstable. If you have no friends, you're pretty much hopeless.
Lunch Lady: Okay, whaddya want?
Me: A beef taco.
Some kid: Nobody orders that.
Me: I like it.
Some kid: YOU'RE NOT THE PROTAGONIST!
Me: Goddamn, chill. I'll get the burger.
Some kid: Everybody orders that. You're an NPC.
Me: MAKE UP YOUR FUCKING MIND!
(average lunch line in middle school)
Me: A beef taco.
Some kid: Nobody orders that.
Me: I like it.
Some kid: YOU'RE NOT THE PROTAGONIST!
Me: Goddamn, chill. I'll get the burger.
Some kid: Everybody orders that. You're an NPC.
Me: MAKE UP YOUR FUCKING MIND!
(average lunch line in middle school)
by PrankDevil June 21, 2023
Get the middle schoolmug. If you go to Hornsby, you are living the dream. They have a great football team and they have cute boys that go there. Especially Davin Jacobson, if you see him in the halls, give him the biggest ass slap of all time.
by clashroyaleplayer95 October 27, 2021
Get the Hornsby Middle Schoolmug. A terrible fucking school where whores start rumors and talk shit behind your back no matter who you are. It is also filled to the brim with people that want to give AIDS to people 2 grades below you and people that think being a sickness is funny, along with others who think they are better than you in every way possible and will manipulate anyone into believing them. The food is terrible too, considering they gave us an "omelette" that caused me to shit so violently she when I got home I'm pretty sure I gained airtime, but a few days later when they gave us hot dogs for lunch I ate half of it and puked on my way to the nurse after I felt so dizzy I could barely walk. Don't ever consider this school as even decent because the only good part about it are the LEAD and ELA teachers, along with most of the related arts teachers except for the art teacher, she a sexist racist bitch who lives so close to me I've considered war crimes against her family. If you have to go here the only thing you have to look forward to is the trip to Hershey park at the end of the year that is so difficult for some people to get into you almost never are there with your closest friends. DO NOT GO TO SWIFT MIDDLE SCHOOL BECAUSE I HAVEN'T LEARNED ONE USEFUL THING
Mother: how was your day at swift middle school?
any person: dogshit *pukes up everything in their body*
any person: dogshit *pukes up everything in their body*
by Myschoolistheworst February 3, 2024
Get the Swift middle schoolmug. by middlelineman January 10, 2024
Get the middle linemug. by AsIaN MaRiO 300000 April 23, 2018
Get the middle of the forkmug. A hell that is for 2-3 years. Said it is better in an Urban and Suburban area that Rural places.
The popular kids are dumb scumbags who dress like they walked out of a porno and the unpopular kids are overweight and wear glasses.
It should be noted all history teachers are alcoholics that put on a PragerU Kids video in the Fucking 8th grade. The gym teachers are molesting the popular kids and the Math Teacher is depressed as she watches local scumbag masterbate to a photo of her.
Don’t worry, this will only happen when the school makes you eat expired food because they’re too broke to afford good food, but can afford a dance.
The popular kids are dumb scumbags who dress like they walked out of a porno and the unpopular kids are overweight and wear glasses.
It should be noted all history teachers are alcoholics that put on a PragerU Kids video in the Fucking 8th grade. The gym teachers are molesting the popular kids and the Math Teacher is depressed as she watches local scumbag masterbate to a photo of her.
Don’t worry, this will only happen when the school makes you eat expired food because they’re too broke to afford good food, but can afford a dance.
Do you remember me from Middle School? 7th grade 3rd period English?
Yes! I underwent years of therapy to forget all of it!
Yes! I underwent years of therapy to forget all of it!
by Bella the princess November 2, 2023
Get the Middle Schoolmug.