the ghost

Dude u have it totally wrong, however clever it may be, thats wack, neway the ghost is executed during masturbation, or the art of solo sex. It works better if u dont get off for a few days. Then when ur jerkin n ur gettin ready to come u grab a cleenex and throw it evenly over ur tool n when u come it flies up n looks like a ghost. Works better when u have more to give(cum more) this can be done through temporarily or eat alot of cellary the night before as this can increase ur load size dramaticly

person one: Dude all those nights of celbacy finally paid off last night when i did the ghost.
Person 2: oh yea, how high did it measure?
Person 1: I'm not quite sure, how high is ur ceiling dude, its still up there.....ZING

the ghost by Ivegotamillionwaystoembaressuandurmom April 25, 2006

the gauntlet 

a high level drinking/drug game, commonly played by college students. first you take a hit off of a bong, then you chug a can of beer without exhaling, then after drinking the beer you exhale the smoke out of your nose and crunch the can on your forehead.

dude how high are you, and how'd you get that bruise on your head? Man im so high.... but last night i did the gauntlet!

the gauntlet by pyrophalanx27 June 12, 2007

The Goose

A mythical bird that lives in the bottles of Grey Goose vodka. It emerges and accompanies the drinker in a way similar to that of the absinth fairy.

1.«Blame it on the Goose, got you feeling loose» Jamie Foxx-Blame it

2. Person 1: What did you do last night?

Person 2: I flew with the Goose.

The Goose by LB797979 January 15, 2010

the girl in my english class 

she is so gorgeous that you can't say anything to her face. you don't look at her directly as if she were the sun. she enjoys things you find interesting, yet you have a hard time talking to her. she bumps into you, you say sorry, but she keeps walking and you're left feeling a bit disappointed. she's smart, funny, and has an edge but also looks so soft that you want to swim in her eyes and braid her hair. you yearn for her touch, but you've hardly spoken to her all year. if you do talk to her, you can't tell where her heart lies. you ask yourself how you can determine if she likes you. you never will know unless you ask, thus you perish.

you: oh my god the girl in my english class is so gorgeous i can't anything to her face, 'cause look at that face
friend: lol dude just talk to her
you: ok but that requires words coming out of my lips to form coherent sentences
friend: it's not that hard, look here she comes
you: guess i'll die
friend: then perish

the girl in my english class by thanks! February 3, 2018

The goat 

Something that Lil Wayne isn't

Lil Wayne is not the goat, never was the goat, and never ever will be the goat, ever, no matter how many times people call him the goat!

The goat by Cornpop was a bad dude July 25, 2022

Walk the goat 

1) v. An awkward phrase that can be used to confuse listeners and leave them thinking of the derogatory meaning for days.

2) v. A phrase that can be used to mean many questionable actions.

1) Paul: "I think I'm gonna go walk the goat."

Emily: "Ugh, you would."

2)Paul: "I totally walked the goat at Emily's graduation party."

Elizabeth: "Really? What was it like?"

Walk the goat by skdjhk January 15, 2009

Chew The Gat 

A combination of both sucking and nibbling a man, and possibly womans, penis.

Yo bro, Jeswin Chew The Gat better than half the broads ive been with at TU.

Chew The Gat by Rumpelstiltskin1994 May 11, 2011