Horse Meat

Meat made from horses. Despite what some people, idiots and vegetarians, may say, there is nothing wrong with eating it.

I prefer horse meat over beef, but there is nothing wrong about eating either.

by ~JRB~ April 14, 2008

PURPLE MEAT

A term used to describe the appearance of a black woman or man's sexual organ. A black man's penis. A black woman's vagina, especially the labia or lips portion, resembling a roast beef sandwich.

"Hey Gina, did you fuck that black dude you met last night?"

"Hell no Stacie, he was cute, but when he whipped his ding-dong out, it looked like purple meat or somethin"

by Deaner Beaner November 25, 2006

Man-meat

male genitalia

Justin takes the man-meat without a tear being shed

by some scots dude April 7, 2003

cyclops meat clown

another name for your dick

little suzie's afraid of the circus because of the cyclops meat clown

by Rod Fury May 2, 2006

Cat Meat

Taco meat often used by taco bell.

Wow thats one yummy taco, hope its not cat meat again.

by poeforshow44 December 15, 2010

strangling the disobedient meat monster

The clinical term for "masterbation."

See fap, choking the chicken, jerkin my gerkin, spanking the monkey, whacking the weasel, jerking off, squirting the main vein, pleasuring yourself, inappropriate touching, old men, old men weiner, beating off, and animal sex.

During school, at work, and on the phone, I find myself strangling the disobedient meat monster

by Joey Orgler 3 October 22, 2008

halal meat

Meat that comes from inhumanely killed animals in accordance with Islam. The process involves a single cut to the animals throat and as result the animal is left to bleed to death. Hygenic methods for preparing and keeping raw meat seem to be abandoned in most cases as the animal is blessed prior to slaughter and therefore appears to make it immune to any contamination. The Farm Animal Welfare Council (FAWC), which advises the government on how to avoid cruelty to livestock, called for Halal meat to be banned in 2003 because the way it is produced causes severe suffering to animals. This plea to bring an end to a cruel and archaic custom caused the Muslim community to argue that is wasn't about the meat but another excuse to attack their way of life and that Halal slaughter is a long established practice. Although hanging was a long established practice in Britain at one time it was banned because we all wish to move away from medieval barbarity and into the 21st century.

Halal meat comes from the inhumane slaughter of animals.

Muslim: 'This is just an another excuse to attack our way of life. This is a long established custom.'

'Oh right. Let's bring back hanging and beheading then, they were long established customs too.'

by jack.t.ripper December 15, 2008