Eyes like sheeps cunts

When you haven't had much sleep and your eyes are looking tired.

I partied so hard last night bro but now I'm paying for it. Got eyes like sheeps cunts.

by NJCDGN August 16, 2014

come like judgement day

To orgasm twice in one session.

Found originally in the book "House of Leaves".

It didn't take long before we were under the covers and coming like judgement day.

by The Grammar Nazi June 27, 2002

hung like a spanish curtain

A male endowed with a thick and heavy penis

That bloke is hung like a spanish curtain

by Teehomo April 1, 2008

ride me like a rodeo

(I actually found this term in a Craigslist ad)

a) the phrase a gay man will use in a Craigslist ad when he specifically wants anal sex from another gay man

b) what a straight submissive man might say to his yang when he wants her to just sit on his phallic organ and ride herself to orgasm

yo baby, ride me like a rodeo definition b)

by Sexydimma November 23, 2016

Nice like tim nice

Used when something awesome happens and can be used in place of words such as "cool" and "tight"

Meaghan: Theres a pizza on the kitchen counter and you can have it.

Nick: Thats nice like tim nice!

by Nicholas Searcy October 16, 2007

Make like Frito's and dip

A horribly cheesy way to exclaim your intentions to leave.
Typically used by hot girls to make themselves seem funny/cuter. Can be used in conjunction with slang to boost the lol-factor. The cheesier the better.

1: "Hey guys lets make like frito's and dip"

2: "Aye doo, we gon make like fritos an dip yo."

3: "What it do homeslice ima make like frito's and dip."

by SZfiftyfour July 16, 2011

She runs like sonic

Someone (female) who's short but runs fast like sonic

Khadiza's mile time is 8min 36sec, but she's less than 5 feet! She runs like sonic!

Oh man look at that midget go! She runs like sonic!

by Alfonzo Anal July 31, 2016