Firesign Theater 

Comedy group from the late 60's/early 70's who made such classic albums as "Don't Crush that Dwarf, Hand me the Pliers" and "All Hail Lennon and Marx"
(with photos of John Lennon and Groucho Marx on the cover). Off-the-wall; very drug inspired and fun to listen to while doing drugs. College kids from that era still quote them to this day; i.e. "United Snakes of America", "Don't eat with your hands, use your entrenching tools." Most fun when listening with Koss headphones.

Let's get fucked up and listen to Firesign Theater in my dorm room.

Firesign Theater by Liberte July 18, 2006

Fireside Tweet 

Nickname given to Donald Trump's tweets in resemblance to Roosevelt's fireside chats and how he talks directly to his fellow Americans in times of hardship.

"Trump's Fireside Tweets about our improving economy fill me with hope"

Fireside Tweet by Vicious43 January 12, 2017

Grecian Firebolt 

The act of applying hot sauce to your penis and having anal sex.

Prepare to recieve the hottest Grecian Firebolt ever!

Grecian Firebolt by ETsailor May 23, 2008

fireball

Cinnamon flavored whisky (33% ABV) which doesn't taste bad, but can easily fuck you up, just like any other alcohol.

I drank more than half a fifth of fireball last weekend and blacked the fuck out, puked all over my friend's truck, and ended up at my house at 4am.

fireball by nanuno May 24, 2015

Firehea 

Extremely hot diarrhea that burns your anus on the way out. Usually the result of eating spicy Mexican food, followed by a long night of drinking.

Dude my anus is burning, I've had Firehea all morning!

Firehea by Gaysofthunder69 September 29, 2011

firefox 

a recently developed and released "next generation" internet browser from the developers of mozilla browser. it brings you tab browsing and pop-up blocking technology and a high-speed internet browsing experience.

a: are you still using that crappy ol' internet explorer?
b: yea, why?
a: dude, just stop using it! download mozilla or firebird from mozilla.org and you will see what internet surfing really means!
b: ok, whatever.

firefox by alperthereal February 10, 2004

Fired 

To lose one's job.

Synonyms: Get the boot, get the axe, canned, terminated, dismissed, laid-off, discharged, pink-slipped.

Honey, I haev terrible news. I've just been fired!

Dude, he just got the boot.

My friend just got terminated.

When do you think he'll get canned?

Fired by Jesse McShortcakes May 18, 2006