Moment

Through the emerging consensus of observation and experimentation, one (1) moment is equal to exactly three (3) whole minutes.

Cassie: Just a moment...
*3 whole minutes pass*
Cassie: Hi! So I've gone ahead and scheduled your appointment - you're all set!

by ccpresident September 6, 2018

Blonde moment

An act of doing something really stupid

Halley: omg you won’t belive what I just did

Klouda: what
Halley: I forgot how to spell pull for a second

Klouda: omg Halley you just had a blonde moment

by BerscansoTheDuck June 9, 2018

Garey Moment

Getting upset over minute issues

Girl 1: Why is she ignoring everyone at the party?

Girl 2: Because she saw her boyfriend talking to a friend of his.

Girl 1: Oh, she’s just having a Garey moment.

by Baseballstar101 June 11, 2018

Sia moment

Remember when Sia was reveal to the public and started making music for herself and then we all found out she has had been there all along. Writing songs for Rihanna and Beyonce from the shadows.

Hym "My perfect future? My future should involve me getting Sia moment where everyone finds out I have been writing all of the things they enjoy from the shadows. Like a minor deity. Because I am literally the television equivalent to Sia and deserve to be heralded as such."

by Hym Iam August 9, 2022

Shane Tarkov Moment

When Shane misses 2 mags on a scav and fucking dies

Shane Just Had a Shane Tarkov Moment

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by ASjnijanfjisnjgimaina August 11, 2022

BigM moment

when you're sweet, supportive, kind and definitely not racist to your young teammates in a videogame, and of course you don't have a basement that you lock and kill kids in.

your teammate: fails*
you: ....:) meet me in the basement I have a big surprise for you (you little n-, you bl**k sl**e, you pile of tr*sh), a very *bloody* big surprise

your friend watching: BigM moment

by NoSpaces:) August 12, 2022

Jakob Moment

Jakob. Not stupid, usually. But sometimes when you hear something so outlandishly stupid, you just can't help but think, "Did you even have a single thought before you said that?" That's a Jakob moment.

"Wait, Canada is in Europe, right?"

"... Are you serious? No, you've actually got to be kidding me. What a Jakob Moment."

by Rat God. August 15, 2022