My ass

1. “I”
2. “Myself” or “Me personally”

“This is a typical mistake my dumb ass would make.”

“I don’t remember the night; I allowed my ass to get too wasted!”
“Just keep my ass away from from vodka next time”

by IbreathAir September 1, 2021

two ass

When a person is so fat that they have a large bulbous fat deposit hanging over their genitalia which in turn looks like an ass in the front. Sometimes there is even a defined crack that runs all the way from the belly button to the lower back.

Hey, I hear you hooked up with old two ass last night. Man that chick is fat.

by shannon walls July 20, 2006

ass booger

A small piece of shit that gets stuck under your finger nail and you smell it and say that's a "DANK ASS BOOGER!"

Jeffy:" I need help. I've got an ass booger stuck in my finger nail. i need someone to sniff it out."
Cody: "Let me get a sniff."

by YurrStepDad April 8, 2020

Yer ass

A vintage low guinea response when you don't like what someone has said to you.

John ``Hey, Ann Marie, eat some more so you look even fatter''
Ann Marie: ``Yer ass!''

by tirtle June 15, 2018

ass tickets

Toilet paper

I gotta shit but im out of ass tickets

by skeety mcskeeterson August 21, 2009

Ass Cheerio

The act of leaving a used condom in the anus of one's sexual partner (who received the anal sex) without him/her knowing the used condom has been left in the anus. Once the partner defecates the condom out to their surprise they have then found an Ass Cheerio.

After mediocre anal sex I left that bitch an Ass Cheerio to remember me by.

by The Dancing Mr. Bojangles May 10, 2011

Piss Ass

Piss Ass is a disfunction that causes piss to come out of one's ass. Often mistaken for a form of cancer called ass cancer.

"yo dude I think I got Piss Ass"
"the doctor says I may be suffering from constant Piss Ass"
"why is piss coming out of my ass? oh, it may be Piss Ass"

by LexCroissantTheChildMolester June 3, 2019