Keen as mayo

To show no interest or concern for an activity.

The opposite of the phrase 'keen as mustard'.

The phrase is believed to come from the fact that mayonaise is the opposite to mustard. They are both condiments but mayo is to an egg what mustard is to a seed.

Person 1: Have you written much of your essay?
Person 2: Nope, I'm about as keen as mayo, all I've done is plagiarise 2,000 words.

by DennisCarbon August 28, 2011

The dirty mayo

When you slather mayonnaise all over your prince and slowly rub your bodies together. This then calls for a pattern of ravishing spanks to the rear from your prince.

"Hey prince let's do The Dirty Mayo!"
"Oh yes Harris let me get the jar!"

by Mr.Carey March 19, 2017

nothing wrong with mayo and ketchup

It's ok to fuck your girl if she is on her period.

You: Wanna smash?

Her: Can't I'm on my period.

You: There's nothing wrong with mayo and ketchup.

by Daddy661 June 4, 2018

Maya Hee

The elder sister of Maya Hoo, Maya Ha, and Maya Ha-ha

Boy 1: Have you heard of Maya Hee?
Boy 2: Maya Who?
Boy 1: Maya Ha, Maya Ha-ha

by drzech August 30, 2020

nikki's a maybe

Brett Kavanaugh-type calendar entry indicating sex is imminent

oh shit I just read nikki's a maybe on Brett Kavanaugh's calendar so he was definitely planning on getting some strange

by Uncle Joosie September 26, 2018

Billy Mays

The man that is most known as a spokesman for several cleaning products, and while speaking for these various products is well known for his continuous use of CAPSLOCK!

HEY BILLY MAYS HERE! TRY SOME OF OUR NEW OXY-CLEAN, CLEAN YOUR SHOWER, CLEAN YOUR FLOOR, CLEAN YOUR FUCKING ASSHOLE.

by thekid3123 August 15, 2008

Maya

maya is an amazing girl. she is willing to be anybodys bæ and she is very outgoing and popular. Mayas are the best people to be friends with. They are also very intelligent, smart, and beautiful.

Wow! Maya is amazing!

by m7d8k9 February 9, 2015