Douche Bag Stir Fry

Some one who wears affliction t-shirts... And who is just a douche bag to a T!

A Douche Bag Stir Fry is a guy from California and is named Eric, who is a one upper. Anything that you have done... This person has done better or knows someone who has

by LilPrincess918 October 19, 2010

Douche Nugget

The yellowish chunk stuck to the end of a dirty douche bag.

Alex: this dude is such a disgusting narcissist who needs braces and plastic surgery, he looks like he could've been casted for the monsters in the hills have eyes!
Olivia: You mean a douche nugget? Are you talking about Kevin Barta?!

by Dabest3 May 7, 2022

DOUCHE Ré

The act of being an asshole or a dick

We always can count on Andrew to commit the act of DOUCHE Ré

by JENGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA March 3, 2010

douche mammal

a drunk douchebag friend who every times he starts drinking and he wont stop until he kisses and hugs the toilet.

who will throw up and continue drinking.
plus when he will be obnoxious to people around him.

hey tom stop being sucha a douche mammal your mother hates you. and you friends think you an idiot

by JTHxxxGFH November 28, 2009

douche

Daniel

Daniel is a douche

by BigDog69420 September 6, 2018

Douche

A person who is a complete idiot, devoid of any common sense or social skills and has total disregard for the fact that the entire world knows this.

Dave: That jerkoff who sells shit on TV is a complete douche.

Bob: Who, Billy Mays?

Dave: No, that douche is dead, I am talking about that other douche who sells shit on TV.

Bob: Oh, you mean that fucking douche who sells ShamWow.

Dave: Yes, that is the douche I am talking about.

by King RedCroovy September 5, 2013

douche sailboat

Exceeding the limits of being a douche canoe but not douche yacht level quite yet.

"You're a douche sailboat Chad"

by israinpee January 23, 2014