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spanish kissing

Sung in Steely Dan's "I Got The News," it's basically cunnilingus.
"Some night, huh? I clearly remember that spanish kissing I did ya."

basement kisses 

"My wife and I were in bed, and she gave me basement kisses!"
basement kisses by Jak Gof May 26, 2020

Calamari Kisses 

A hot, three-round burst of farts, planted on your lovers nape.
Dude, did you see Fred give Gabby them Calamari kisses?! He ran in bare ass, and just suction to the back of her neck!

Right in the kisser 

a punch that was right in the mouth or face
*TV on with boxing match*
Announcer: WOW!!! Right in the kisser!!
Announcer 2:He is knocked out and was sent into next week!!!

grandmas kisses 

the greatest and funniest edit of Spongebob
Squarepants in the world. if you do not see it you will live the rest of your life in shame and dishonor
"I gotta boner!"
"Grandmas Asscheeks"
"My wang is as hard as a prosthetic leg."
"Grandmas kisses"
grandmas kisses by Lolaws December 18, 2008

starfish kisses 

(1) the marks left on a bed after a particularly messy round of anal sex.

(2) The act of kissing the starfish, or analingus, performed by either a man or a woman, on either gender.
(1)
"Jenna left me starfish kisses after last night's fuckfest... Can you believe that nasty bitch?"

(2)
You liked those starfish kisses I gave you last night in the shower, didn't you? I knew you liked being rimmed... You just had to try it.
starfish kisses by Azaroth A. March 11, 2006