Butters

A way to describe someone who is fat or ugly

Gertrude: “Look at this pic of this guy I’m chirpsing to”
Tatiana: “Oh Gerty!!! He is totally butters!!!”

by Gertrude Syn-Clare November 21, 2019

I'd eat my bread without butter!

What you growlingly exclaim when told that someone did something uncaring/deceitful because "he knows which side his bread is buttered on"; what you mean, of course, is that you would rather risk displeasing the powers-that-be than harm someone else.

Back when I was a frail and tender-minded nine-year-old, my bi**hy second-grade teacher violently shook me and gave me a long severe verbal working-over merely because I had "mouthed right back" at a "spoiled-rich-kid" youngster who had been outrageously rude to me over an extremely trivial matter. At da time I was at a total loss to know why said irritable teacher had been so ferociously defensive of Little Miss Bossy 'n' Obnoxious; it wasn't until decades later that I finally learned that said bratty pint-sized colleen was da daughter of a "somebody" in town, and so I realized dat da teacher had "known which side her bread was buttered on", and therefore when said whiny miscreant went "bawlin' 'n' blubberin'" to da teacher about it, she felt compelled to blame ME for da verbal dust-up instead of just telling dat willful child to "shut up and grow up", as she should have. As I tell my friends when relating the story nowadays, though, "I'd eat my bread without butter!" before I ever unfairly blamed an innocent person like that. Reminds me of da "Little House On The Prairie" episode about da broken music box.

by QuacksO March 18, 2019

Peanut butter technique

A fishing technique where you put peanut butter on your toe and you put it where the fishes are most likely populated.

Im using the “peanut butter technique”

by Healthy alex July 12, 2022

Butters

Butters; A very cute rabbit who is extremely in shape and hates a guy named Javi. He is the most handsome bunny ever and he is very fast and loves to yawn.

Wow dude you won that race? You’re so butters !

by Educated guy….. September 24, 2025

Truffle butter

Butter made with truffles

I love truffle butter Tagiarelle.

by Kandipants January 29, 2019

Peanut Butter

The one food that is way too addictive but you know it makes you fat asf so you can't ever go on a reasonable diet.

Mom: Hon, quit eating the peanut butter its your 3rd jar this week
You: SHUTTUP MOM ITS GOOD OKAY ? T^T

by whatareyouatoad? May 19, 2020

Justin Butters

The name of a person with a below average sized penis.

"You have a little willy? Oh, you're a Justin Butters."

by Batholomew69 January 10, 2020