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pseudo-rape

When another person with a legal right to do so touches your private parts because they can or feel the need to.
Why is Lisa like that? Her uncle was in charge of making sure the kids checked themselves for ticks after hiking when she was 12. She missed one on her face in the bathroom thinking it was leaf trash. Her older girl cousins already dismissed her as the trash cousin and wouldn't help. So her uncle said he was the tick police and she was under arrest. It ended with him saying your too young for that hair. She was left there doublely naked; no clothes, no hair; to ponder her pseudo-rape as she stood watching the same done to each of her younger cousins til finally they were freed to a fun time in the jaccuzi.

That girl in Colorodo is pondering why justice must be served. I walked in to the police station like the news said. I want to go home.
by Max-501 June 2, 2025
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Day After Rape

when a girl has sex with a guy, regrets it the next morning, and calls him a rapist.

Typically cause she was caught cheating or because they were both drunk
Hey did you hear about Mike and Kenzie?
Yeah she was so into him and kept grinding on him at the party.

Yeah, they fucked but her boyfriend found out so she turned around and said he raped her.
Of course she did. Day after rape will get you every time
by The secret truth April 14, 2022
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roast rape

Being verbally roasted by a group of friends
Chris made a fool of himself by putting crayons up his nose so we all roast raped him.
by Ralph Davidson January 8, 2020
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hike rape

When someone is asked to go on a hike while they are under the influence and then lied to about the duration and difficulty of the hike.
Example/context of Hike Rape

Rapist- “Hey you wanna hike tomorrow it’s only about 2 hours and not that hard”

Victim- (Not even entirely sure what tf they just said) “Sure why not” (Hike proceeds to be 7 hours with multiple near death situations and victim becomes dehydrated to the point of near death )
by Sukelevens June 5, 2021
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Ear rape

by 459395 February 26, 2022
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Formula Raped

When you take a math test and you KNOW how to do every single one of the problems, but have forgotten the formulas in order to answer any of the questions
Test Question: "Find the distance between the points (1,1) and (7,3)."

You: Fuck, what was the distance formula again?

After the test: Man that test really formula raped me.
by Maxog December 21, 2013
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