wet mackeral

when you slap a girl in the face with your dick after having sex

Alright now that were done im going to wet mackeral you until you turn red.

by iamasexpartaker January 16, 2010

Wet straw

When a naked batista rubs your staw on her wet vagina before she serves you your drink

Can I get a large iced coffee with a wet straw

by Solid2inchs March 16, 2022

Wet micheal

A wet micheal is a polka dot beach towel, covered in whale semen that is dried in the sun for 72 hours.

I’m going to hit you with my wet micheal if you don’t stop right now!

by Bubble_bee_outside May 10, 2022

Jewish Wet Dream

What every Jew loves to see, a blonde girl and a black man couple. Not because they hate blonde goys and like to see their daughters sexually degraded or anything... they're just concerned about civil rights or true love or something like that.

Guess who's coming to dinner goyim...A dirty nigger to fuck your daughter! That's my Jewish Wet Dream revenge fantasy

by Callivan January 18, 2023

Wet Winslow

When your absolutely hammered off of spooky dookies and Señor Francis’ and piss yourself while doing a cross chop

Colton and Alex had a wet Winslow last night after chugging too many Señor Francis’ at the beach house

by The Jacking Force Wizard January 10, 2024

wet rectum

When rectum has been impaled and folded inside out and splooging out of ur buthole

Dude I just fucked my boyfriend so hard I gave him a wet rectum

by Grass man September 18, 2017

Wet-grape

When you grab your friend's balls so rough they squelch

I wet-grape Nick so hard he shit his pants

by kbgbug January 03, 2023