no cat 

A wireless communication network.

Albert Einstein, when asked to describe radio, replied: "You see, wire telegraph is a kind of a very, very long cat. You pull his tail in New York and his head is meowing in Los Angeles. Do you understand this? And radio operates exactly the same way: you send signals here, they receive them there. The only difference is that there is no cat."

no cat by spoonyfork September 29, 2005

Egyptian Cat-Leg 

The act of taking your dick out of a chick's vagina and finding that she shed her nasty pubes on you, and there are crabs running around that look like little cats.

You immediately lose your stiffy, and it slumps there in semi-boner mode-- thus looking like a cat's leg hanging from your southern region.

John: Bro, it was a nice f*ck, but I got a nasty little foreign surprise.

Mitchell: What was it?

John: I ended with an Egyptian Cat-Leg, and had to walk home with that deflated animal hanging from my groin.

Mitchell: That's f*ckin gross. Get away from me.

Egyptian Cat-Leg by Powerful F. October 5, 2009

Hassle Cat 

A person who will not leave you alone

Fred you asked me that five times , quit being such a hassle cat!

Hassle Cat by Tim McQuaig January 4, 2004

scald cat 

A Western North Carolina mountain term for moonshine or corn whiskey. The liquor is strong enough to make you run like a scald cat. It's an old phrase not used much anymore, and usually will be in such a thick brogue by those that do still use it that it's barely intelligible to a speaker of standard English. It sounds like shcawcat or skull cat usually.

Y'all, I got a good scald cat buzz on!

scald cat by yankhibee May 8, 2008

Russian Cat Party 

The meaning of this phrase is disputed among historians. Some believe it originates from a secret cult of people who dress their cats up like famous Soviet leaders and put them in a room, meanwhile the owners sit around and drink tea. Revisionist historians believe however it is a phrase used to describe a prolonged period of wild activity.

Historian 1: Then they all sat around drinking tea and discussing the economy at their strange Russian cat party.

Revisionist Historian: "That was a mental Russian cat party of a weekend!"

Russian Cat Party by Russian Cat Party December 3, 2009

The cat's balls 

The best person ever, a winner, someone who is a pro.

Thank you for taking out the trash honey, you are the cat's balls!

The cat's balls by greselda1234 October 13, 2010

Boots (cat)

Boots is the best cat you will ever find.He will always be there for you and you will never feel down when you’re around him.His meows are the cutest noises ever!He is friendly and playful but if you annoy him he won’t be afraid to show you who’s boss!

Boots (cat) is the cutest cat you will ever know

Boots (cat) by Tuttleowl November 7, 2017