Finger Balls

Finger Balls is the false sense of courage one develops when texting that doesn`t exist in a normal verbal conversation.

Did you see his text? He wouldn't say that to my face, he has some mad FINGER BALLS.Finger, balls, guts, courage, bravery,

by moonbeammaker July 31, 2012

ball sex

1. a male inserting his testicles into a vagina, anus, or other orifice commonly used for sexual stimulation

2. similar to tit-fucking, wrapping the testicles around the shaft of your partner's penis, or your own, and simulating sex.

My genital herpes were acting up last night, so my girl and I had ball sex instead.

by HankMoody( *)(* ) March 31, 2012

Ball Shagger

To run after and get a ball.

Mindy was picked as the volleyball shagger, so when Lisa served the ball, Mindy ran after it.

by P. Seudonym The 16 August 12, 2011

homeless balls

(n): The scrotal odor produced by avoiding personal hygiene for a minimum of 72 hours during a heat wave, especially when lacking air conditioning.

"Joe, holy crap, what is that godawful smell?"
"It's just my homeless balls honey. Nothing to worry about, I'm just on vacation and don't want to bathe!"

by Austin Pealy August 22, 2009

Balls on a Hanger

"Balls on a hanger" is used to indicate that something is really awesome, sometimes in a unique or special way. The phrase can be shortened to "boah," which is pronounced phonetically.

The turkey sandwich from that shop is totally balls on a hanger; they use avocado and horseradish sauce and then toast it.

by TC-Jon September 28, 2010

crotch ball

To Throw, kick, or smack a ball or other object with maximum inertia capabilities into the general crotch area of another person, player, or victim.
Exclaiming, "DING!" when an object and crotch connect is optional.

Billy and Julie played crotch ball the other day. Billy kicked the soccer ball at Jullie's crotch 4 times for a total of 8 DINGS(points)!

by Albizu August 10, 2006

pingpong balls

Fake urban car or truck accessory. Hung under the back of a truck or car simulating human scrotum. Usually small and cheap imitations of truck balls. Supposed to indicate a masculine truck, but really indicates a cheapscate, or a n00b is the owner. A put-down. Indicates a wanna-be, or someone trying to join the fad, but screwed up.

"hey what a weenie, that guy has pingpong balls!"

"get some REAL BALLS, 'Mr pingpong balls'!!!"

by jrBman August 26, 2006