liquid zoo

It's an aquarium.

Innocent pirate: (lisping) Mom, can we go to the liquid zoo?
Mom: You mean the aquarium?

by babypiratesnapchat2 November 5, 2022

The Dead Zoo

The Dead Zoo is the nickname given to Dublin’s Natural history museum, on Merrion Street, Dublin 2
This supposedly is because of it skeletons of the 11,000-year-old giant deer and Spoticus the giraffe

It’s raining out, how about we take the kids to the dead zoo?

by Sinnia March 20, 2023

get a zoo

The need to stop everything and reevaluate your situation in the pursuit of happiness.

Man 1: I'm so sick of where I am at the moment.
Man 2: that's easy to solve, get a zoo.

by SiainCHunt December 10, 2016

zoo

zoos are a great place to go if u wanna take over the world but u arent very smart and have no friends

zoo

by _some dude_ February 6, 2022

Baby Zoo

the youtube channel that serves fetish videos to impressionable children

Dad: Hey son how are you doing? I came back with the milk!
5 year old after watching Baby Zoo: UHH YES DADDY PLEASE INFLATE ME UHH YES I'M FUCKING CU-
Dad: goodbye, son.

by iminhellplshelpahhh August 7, 2024

kokichi zoo fanfiction

a danganronpa fan’s worst nightmare

fan 1: “O-Oh my god…d-dude, have you read the kokichi zoo fanfiction????”

fan 2: “kill yourself im not reading that ☹️”

by rainy_candy July 5, 2024

zoo shoes

Appropriate shoes for a 4-year-old to wear to the zoo. They have laces. Must cover your toes and are almost always pink in color. These are not sandals, work boots, rain boots or crocs.

Philina had to find zoo shoes before we left the house to go to the zoo.

by edeninoctober August 28, 2021