Zebra Bear

A bear with grey strips in their hair/facial hair

"I didn't just do a bear last night, I did a Zebra bear!"

by SteliosContos April 12, 2024

Skank Zebra

A mixed girl who has sexual intercourse with multiple men at the same time and enjoys giving rimjobs and licking taint

Wow! Shaniqua is such a skank zebra!

by Dick Cuntington January 13, 2021

Slouching zebra

When you butt fuck a girl with severe scoliosis dressed up as a referee.

Steve gave scoliosis sue the old slouching zebra last night.

by YoungDrippy January 28, 2017

Zebra

Ok so zebras are normally black and white my nigga my pet zebra is purple and greeen yo this homie can snort crack Better then your fatass could he can fucking walk into Walmart and he could grab the biggest t.v in there and shove it in his pocket and your dumbass would not even know half the time I don’t even know till I get for work and walk into his room and realize this fucking zebra is playing fornite in a god damn ps4 and I just wonder how I got lucky with this zebra bro and his ass is fine as fuck I would do put a little milk on it and suck the fuck out if it 😂

Walks into Walmart

People look at me weird because I have a zebra I walk out of Walmart people look at me like I ate crack for breakfast like bitch this is normal god damn don’t you have zebra at home that snorts crack

by Boogiebigdaddy456778 February 17, 2019

Zebra Tied

Sexually tying someone up in the bedroom with black and white zip-ties

We got really spicy last night, she zebra tied me!!

by anonymous August 3, 2023

Zebra

Zebra is dip drunk. Brew is to drunk as dip is to Zebra.

Hey. Look at Joe he is so Zebra.
Ya, he’s striate fucked.

by Jo Packets June 9, 2009

I like the Zebra Zebra

the song a zebra in that one Armenian ice-cream ad from 2007, which is basically a remix of "I Like To Move It Move It"

Full lyrics of this masterpiece:

I LIKE THE ZEBRA ZEBRA
HE LIKES THE ZEBRA ZEBRA
SHE LIKES THE ZEBRA ZEBRA
YOU LIKE TO? ZEBRA!!

*a zebra stands at the ice-cream truck*

Ice-cream Vendor: what would you like here?
Zebra: I would like...uhmmm...I LIKE THE ZEBRA ZEBRA, HE LIKES THE ZEBRA ZEBRA, SHE LIKES THE ZEBRA ZEBRA, YOU LIKE TO? ZEBRA!!
Ice-cream Vendor: so, vanilla ice-cream
Zebra: yes

by kzkekzrxj August 3, 2024