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Retarded 9 Year Old

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by Retaded9YearOld March 13, 2010
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A Term used to describe the ride on a four-point leaf-sprung suspension vehicle. Usually in a way to describe either immense anger or arse-aching pain. Context: Vehicles that carry leaf spring suspension on all four wheels are inherently amazing for weight loading but, intensely painful for any form of bumps. Although reliable and excellent and at the best of times, will remind you how it would feel to become instantly homeless when you hit a speed bump at Morley Galleria.
-Used to describe vehicles such as Early Landcruisers, Early Nissan Patrols, and old vehicles
- Point of note, as leafs are added from five upwards take one off age of child being ridden by priest. 8 Leaf = 8 Year old.
"The 75 Series rode like a big pillow on the blacktop, but as soon as she was off-road it was ridden like a priest on a 9 year old"
" Fuck me dead these springs suck arse, ridden like a priest on a 9 year old I'll say"
by 12HT4Lyfe October 31, 2023
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opposite 3-year-old syndrome

when your parents are trying to figure out something like Facebook and are asking why this or why that.
Mom/Dad: Why can't I see my funspace????

you:because you hafta look in your apps

Them: well it's not on the side there so do I not have it anymore?????

you: no you hafta look in your apps!

Them: well it used to be here and now it's not!!!!

you:Man you have like opposite 3-year-old syndrome or something.
by jNS50F October 11, 2008
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Ass Like a 10 Year Old Boy

A very aesthetically pleasing female arse, reserved only for use by males when regarding females.
"She is fiiiiine, big ol' round titties and an ass like a 10 year old boy."
by Fooliotic September 25, 2005
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12 year old chicken chest

A man with a prepubescent body and when shirtless resembles a baby bird or a chicken.
by NeecyMae August 7, 2022
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Pissed 15 year old

Used to describe a pissed off 15 year old.
John: "Have you seen the pissed 15 year old?"
May: "Yeah, they were super pissed."
by sKsSk September 6, 2021
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Either a pathetic loser or a member of the lost generation that got screwed over by Bush, the oil industry, and the banks. If it's the latter, when you graduated from college, housing prices were through the roof, health insurance costs were insane, and the average salary was pathetic... then the economy tanked. Now, you're back living in the home your parents owned when they were your age. You're sleeping in your childhood bedroom, in the bed where you used to dream about what life would be like when you grew up.
Even though you studied hard, never ran up any credit card debt, never broke the law, and generally did everything society asked you to do AND even though you work 40 hours a week at a salary position, you're 30 years old and still living with your parents. By the time the economy pulls it's self out of this slump, you'll be too old to have a family of your own, or to be seriously considered for any non-dead-end job. You're not sure where you'll live when your parents retire in a year or two and sell the house, but, as the responsible and realistic planner you are, you've already begun buying Ramen Noodles in bulk.
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